Knight's Quest 
You're at the top of the castle, on the roof.  There are shingles, a sub-machine gun, a gorgeous and wealthy and available  member of the opposite sex, a weather vane, a fondue set, and a book, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. 

"This doesn't make any sense!" you cry.  You return to Cave #14. 

Driven to despondency by the inanity of it all, you jump to your death. 

 
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