| You're another
knight on a quest. Your kingdom is being attacked by orcs, trolls,
and the Internal Revenue Service. Your king has sent you to find
the magic stone, which is said to be guarded by a dragon, in a cave beneath
a castle in a land beyond the Realm. So here's your cape and sword
and there's the door -- and we're not paying you by the hour, you know!
You immediately set off through the Forest of Death and Sour Blueberries. Within minutes, you are hopelessly lost, and surrounded on every side by death and blueberries. What's more, you're extremely hungry and don't know if you can go on without nourishment. |