Knight's Quest 
"Say," you say, "this weather vane has an arrow on it." 

Yeah, but so what?  It's not your arrow. 

"Well, it's golden." 

It's yellow.  Probably brass. 

"I'm going to take it with me." 

What?  The weather vane?  You're going to slay the dragon with a weather report? 

"No, I'm just taking the golden arrow.  See how it fits perfectly into the crossbow?" 

Yeah.  Like it would be that.  Well, all right, I can't stop you.  Live and learn, I guess! 

You remove the arrow from the weather vane, thereby committing property damage and getting us in big trouble if the cops ever get invented and show up. 

You continue looking around the roof. 

 
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