| The waitress pulls
a lever and you fall into a pit of sharks with lasers mounted on their
heads. You recognize this as having been ripped off by Austin Powers
3 (which came out in 2002, whereas you're in the Dark Ages, circa AD 476-800).
As you thrash in the water, you realize there's no way out of the tank, and the sharks are really really hungry. You swallow your pride, and pay up, and the waitress throws you down a rope to climb out. You steadfastly refuse to pay up.
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