[reconstructed titles] 1 What subject in history is more inspiring than our own Great West, the West through which fearless pioneers once blazed the trail - - 2 but now - - 3 In those days - - 4 but today - - 5 The thrilling scenes of those heroic times - - 6 have given way to - - 7 Has this march of progress killed all the romance - - all the thrills? Well, we shall see. In the meantime let us cross the continent to the New York home of Collis J. Hillington, the rail- road king, who helped to make the West what it is today. 8 "Ah! That's the life!" 9 "Tell that Comanche Indian that we are due at the office in ten minutes." 10 "Come in!" 11 "Hang the office, Judson! I'm sick of this life! I want to be out in the West, where there's room to breathe - where the blood runs red in one's veins - and where a six shooter is a man's best friend!" 12 "Judson, you wouldn't last two weeks out there in God's country." 13 "I don't think I should like God's country, sir. New-York is good enough for me, sir." 14 "Flowers for your sister, sir." 15 "That's the way the effete easterner woos his woman. When I find my mate I'll carry her off with my two bare arms." 16 Jeff's daily grind begins at the offices of his dad's railroad. 17 His pet symbol of the West. 18 Only on Sundays is Jeff's imagination free to turn New York into the Wild and Woolly. 19 "Isn't he a nut!" 20 But even in New York there are places where Jeff's dreams come true. 21 While Jeff is reveling in his picture-play West, let us look for a moment into the affairs of Bitter Creek, Arizona. 22 Tom Larabee, the hotel proprietor. Calvert Carter. 23 Pedro, the clerk. Charles Stevens. 24 The hotel-keeper's daughter Nell. Eileen Percy. 25 Steve Shelby, a grafting Indian agent. Sam de Grasse. 26 Steve's "fence" for selling government supplies stolen from the Indians. 27 "I sold that last lot to my cousin in Mexico. The government will never spot them there." 28 "Is Nell at home?" 29 "Will you take a little ride in my car?" 30 "That's the kind of mate I'm going to have!" 31 It happens that Bitter Creek is near some rich mining claims, which are in need of development. A committee of citizens goes to New York and succeeds in interesting President Hillington in building a spur road to the mines. 32 "Your idea seems reason- able. I think I shall send my son, Jeff, out to investigate the matter." 33 "My son is a bit of a nut on the West. I think a trip out there may cure him." 34 "From Arizona!" 35 "Howdy, stranger!" 36 "These gentlemen have a proposition that interests me. I want you to go out to Arizona and investigate it." 37 "I suppose you buckaroos feel as though you must wear store clothes in New York." 38 "I bet that makes you boys homesick." 39 "How'd you like to have a little snake bite?" 40 "To the rip-roarin', thunderin', wide-spreadin' West!" 41 "Mr. Hillington, are you going to send him to Arizona?" 42 "I'll follow you in about week. I can't show up on the range without a new outfit." 43 "So longs, pards." 44 "Yip! Yip! Arizona!" 45 "Whoa!" 46 The Committee returns to Bitter Creek. 47 "We'll get our spur if Jeff Hillington makes a favorable report to his dad." 48 "Young Hillington is a nut on the West. He expects to find this country the same as it was in the eighties." 49 "Father, if we want favors from him, don't you think we ought to give him what he's looking for?" 50 Some job for a New York tailor. 51 "I want to look like him." 52 "Let them come. We'll make one last big clean up and beat it to Mexico." 53 Off for the Wild and Woolly. 54 Casey, the engineer. 55 "My train goes through here at ten that night. Let's put a phoney strong box in the express car, and pull a fake hold-up for the kid." 56 "Say, that's a chance for us to clean up big." 57 "I'll send a bunch of my Indians to pull off a fake uprising." 58 Preparations. 59 And so, when our doughty young hero left the trail at Bitter Creek, hell was sure a-poppin'. 60 "Are you ready?" 61 "It's too bad you had to come today, pard, because Wild Bill Higby, of Dirty Ditch, is threatenin' trouble." 62 "There's been bad blood for years between our gang and the Dirty Ditch outfit, and we ain't sure what's goin' to happen." 63 "That's all right pards. I came prepared." 64 "Wish you'd come last Thursday, there wasn't a killin' all day long." 65 "One of Wild Bill's men just went around the corner of the station!" 66 "Be careful, that's Red Eye Dan, and he's lickered up!" 67 "I'll take you to the city, gal, and make a lady of you." 68 "Now git your gun and git." 69 "We must get his gun filled with fake bullets, or there will be trouble." 70 "Take keer of our Nell, pard, - - she ain't had much book-larnin' and she's had to use alkali for face powder, but her heart's as big as all outdoors." 71 "I'd 'a gone for him myself, but I never use my gun on anything lower than a rattle-snake." 72 "I may be rough and western, but I've got a heart, boy, and you've touched it." 73 "Front!" 74 "We want to drink your health, pardner, because you done noble by our Nell." 75 All the discomforts of home. 76 Fake bullets. 77 Getting down to business. 78 "This spur will make thousands a year for the road." 79 "If we get it we can clean out Wild Bill and the Dirty Ditch outfit." 80 "One of Wild Bill's gang is headed this way!" 81 "I drink with my left hand, pard. Savvy?" 82 "There's a train leavin' here at eight o'clock tonight. You be on it or I'm a- gunnin' for you!" 83 "I'm going for a walk. Tell him it's dangerous, and see what he does." 84 "I'm worried about our little Nell." 85 "She's gone out walkin' alone, and I am a-worryin' 'cause Wild Bill always said he'd get her." 86 "He ain't like us pard. We may take our whiskey straight but we're squar' with our women. He ain't." 87 "Oh it's you - - I was a-skeered it was Wild Bill." 88 "Nell's gone out walking with the nut." 89 "Is everything set for tonight?" 90 Preparing for the grand soir�e. 91 "Here comes our little Prairie Flower with Daredevil Jeff! Let's give them a rousing welcome!" 92 "Have your Indians ready for the uprising as soon as the 'hold-up' is over." 93 "I've just heard that Wild Bill is going to stick the express tonight. We'll all have to be ready to join a posse." 94 "Now boys, you go with Pedro and do exactly as he says. Whoop 'er up, and remember everything you capture is yours!" 95 "You watch every door of the hotel, and after I get the girl out, you kill any- one that tries to follow me. Savvy?" 96 "They can't hurt you - their guns are loaded with fake bullets." 97 "Ladies change!" 98 "Shut up!" 99 "That wasn't on our program!" 100 "They're firing real bullets!" 101 "It's no use! Your bullets are phoney!" 102 "This whole thing was planned to give you a good time, but something has gone wrong." 103 "Was the kidnapping of Nell part of the joke?" 104 "Is my room above this?" 105 Real bullets! 106 "I go to Reservation - get more Indians - heap big pow-wow." 107 "Nell!" 108 "The gang is watching out in the bushes." 109 "Nell!" 110 "Nell!" 111 "I'll rope him and bring him in alive!" 112 "Heap fine white squaw for big chief!" 113 "Call those Indians off - you can do it." 114 "Then you stay here until I get back!" 115 "Go down to the parlor and fire this gun!" 116 "The Indians are coming! Shoot in the air and round them up!" 117 The roundup. 118 The conquering hero. 119 "Boy, I don't know whether it's something you learned at school, or if you just happened to pick the right kind of grandfather, but your equal I've never seen in this territory, and I've been here since seventy-six!" 120 "I know I've been a fool, and I've brought a lot of trouble on you boys, but there's no great harm done and I've learned my lesson. So I guess I'd better go back east to my dad's office where I belong. Goodbye." 121 But wait a minute, this will never do! We can't end a Western romance without a wedding. Yet - after they're married, where shall they live? For Nell likes the East, and Jeff likes the West, so where are the twain to meet? THE ENDHome