1 How often do you wish for something, and want it very, very badly? The next time you do, make a mental picture of the object of your desire and hold it -- concentrate! 2 But, by the same token, be careful what you wish for, because you are likely to get it. 3 Our hero - Alexis Caesar Napoleon Brown, a young man of boundless enthusiasm, whose physical self is chained to a desk in a button factory, but whose spirit, led by a vaulting ambition, walks with the kings of the earth - and sometimes stubs its toe. 4 The household gods of Alexis Caesar Napoleon Brown 5 Alexis' mother, the lady of mystery, who died in giving our hero birth - 6 - and who was a refugee from the little kingdom of Vulgaria, during the fierce conflict for the throne which followed the death of the good king Alexis the Great. 7 Alexis' prison. 8 Office of Bingham's Button Factory. 9 Old man Bingham 10 "Well, what's on your mind now?" 11 "Now, there's a line of buttons that would be worth making!" 12 "Why couldn't I take a run down to Washington and get together with the Chinese ambassador on this? 13 "I say, Al, when you see the Prince, give him my best." 14 "Gee, wouldn't you like to see him?" 15 That evening Alexis calls on his one good listener. 16 Elsie Merrill, the good listener. 17 "I've read the book you gave me through four times. I almost know it by heart." 18 "I ran across a new one today by the same author. It's immense!" 19 "We can be anything in this world we want to be! I am going to make a place for myself among the kings of earth!" 20 "Don't you think the book means we should begin with small things, and work up gradually?" 21 "No! Hitch your wagon to a star!" 22 But all good things must end -- even the orations of Alexis. 23 "You know where Miss Merrill's room is." 24 In the hope of a look-in at the home of Sturtevant Tish. 25 The long vigil of Alexis reaps its reward. 26 "Gee, I wonder where he is stopping!" 27 Alexis locates his new idol at the Plaza Hotel, and on his lunch hour next day - 28 "That's all." 29 "What will you have to drink, sir?" 30 Two mysterious strangers. 31 "He looked at me!" 32 But every silver lining has its cloud. 33 "I've got a great idea, Mr. Bingham!" 34 "Brown, you are a nice fellow, and we all like you, but I have come to the conclusion that your job here is interfering with your affairs of state." 35 "The firm is going to try to stumble along without your services until these larger matters are off your mind." 36 "When you have ad- justed all the international problems in the universe, come back and we'll see what we can do." 37 Back to the sympathetic listener. 38 "Alexis dear, why don't you stop reaching for the moon?" 39 "You are the only one who has ever understood me, and if you turn against me --" 40 All gloom, all silence, all despair. 41 "Mother, if you were here, you would under- stand." 42 But it is always darkest just before the dawn. 43 "What is your name?" 44 "Brown!" 45 "Y - yes sir! Alexis - Caesar - Napoleon - Brown." 46 "My mother was from Vulgaria. I never saw her. She died when I was born." 47 "Long live Alexis, King of Vulgaria!" 48 "Your mother was of royal blood. The last of her house has died, leaving you sole heir to the throne. You must hasten to your kingdom at once, Sire!" 49 "Black Boris, the pre- tender to your throne, is very active. His spies are everywhere - even here in New York watching me. We must board our ship tonight, under cover of darkness." 50 "They are four against two - we must wait!" 51 At the dock. 52 "Well, anyway -- !" 53 But joy cometh in the morning! For at least Alexis can revel in a royal breakfast. 54 "I was afraid of that, Sire, but I am prepared for it." 55 "I'm a helluva king!" 56 "Ah ha! He admits it!" 57 "You must be doubly careful now! I'll be back as soon as I get my breakfast." 58 After dark -- his half-hour of liberty. 59 As our old friend, Shakespeare, has said: -- "Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown." 60 "Now that those villains are in chains, you may talk all you like, Sire." 61 "I can't talk now. It hurts." 62 "What would the Princess say if she could see you now?" 63 "The Princess Valentina, whom you are to marry." 64 "I have always thought that some day I would marry her." 65 "But, Sire, kings cannot marry the women they love." 66 "Is she pretty?" 67 "All princesses are beautiful, Sire." 68 In Vulgaria 69 The two American agents of Black Boris having failed to 'get' Alexis, he calls upon his native henchmen. 70 After a hungry voyage and several close squeaks at the hands of other henchmen of Black Boris, Alexis finally reaches Vulgaria, and is acclaimed by his 'loyal' subjects. 71 "This lets me out! You get Boris to take this job if he wants it. I'm going back to New York!" 72 "Sire, we have to expect these little annoyances when in the poorer districts. Come, the Water Fete awaits us on the Great Canal!" 73 "Long live the king!" 74 "Aw, shut up!" 75 "Wait, we'll get him yet!" 76 The Water Fete on the Great Canal. 77 "Sire!" 78 "Sire, the whole city is a network of traps! The Princess Valentina, know- ing this, has placed her men everywhere!" 79 "Long live the King!" 80 "Long live the King!" 81 "Can that hokum, and get me out of here!" 82 "The third house down is the Chancellor's. You will be safe there -- I think." 83 "Long live the King!" 84 The chancellor's house. 85 "Long live the King!" 86 "Sire, you must hurry and dress. We have an- other fete in the palace tonight." 87 "Aw, say, let's call this a day and knock off." 88 Remember, you are to meet the Princess tonight." 89 "Be assured, Sire, I shall not leave your side for one moment tonight." 90 "Long live the King!" 91 On the way to the ball. 92 The f�te at the palace in honor of the Princess Valentina. 93 "His Royal Highness, King Alexis." 94 "Her Royal Highness, Princess Valentina, Guine- viera Cavalieri Antoinetta Beatrixa de Caucasia!" 95 "Beware of Black Boris! He is jealous, and has sworn to take me from you." 96 After the ball is over. 97 "For the love of Mike, someone give me a cigarette!" 98 "Fulminate! Enough to kill twenty men!" 99 "It is no use, we shall have to resort to violence." 100 "This is where I quit! I've had enough!" 101 "Look here, Boris, if you want that comic valentine of a princess, you can have her, and the Kingdom goes with her. I'm done!" 102 "You have insulted the Princess Valentina! King or no King, you shall answer to me for this!" 103 "Remember, Sire, you are a king! Kings do not fight with their fists!" 104 "Why in America -- !" 105 "You are to fight in Suicide Park at dawn. We have chosen swords." 106 At dawn. 107 "Mother, whatever you were, I hope you were never a Princess!" 108 "I just got back!" 109 "Oh - I mean - are you all right?" 110 "May I come up to see you tonight? I have some- thing to ask you." 111 "Do come. I have a surprise for you." 112 "I'm cured. May I have my job back?" 113 "If you have really learn- ed your lesson, I am going to tell you what I think of you!" 114 "An imagination and en- thusiasm like yours, directed in the right channels, would mean thousands of dollars a year to us, and incidentally, thousands to you." 115 "Now keep your feet on the earth, and stop reach- ing for the moon!" 116 As the evening shadows fell on poor Alexis, something else dropped on him. 117 "Mr. Brown, this is Mr. Mann, who has some beautiful little cottages for sale, on easy terms, in Jersey." 118 "I am going to buy this one, in case - well, in case I ever want to live in Jersey." 119 "I got my job back today, and I think I'd like a little cottage in Jersey myself." 120 "How would you like to spend your money on a trousseau?" 121 "Bunk!" 122 "Wait! I have tried what that book says, and it's worked!" 123 "Let you and me con- centrate on something a little better than that." 124 And did it work this time? 125 "Come out and look at the moon - it's beautiful." 126 "No, I've had enough of the moon - I am more interested in the son." THE ENDHome