Born of too many forced viewings of Emergency! by this hapless E! addict comes the following list of ultra bizarre E! plots spewn forth by my long suffering, long distance best pal, Raa. Please give her lots of feedback... and if anyone wants to write a story based on one of these plots, we'd love to read it!
So without further ado, here they are, the ten most bizarre plots for an Emergency! slash story ever conjured.
10) Marco is revealed to be an illegal alien. The DEA arrests him and the boys find out that he is really Jose Chupadero, Mexican drug lord.
9) Cap and Mike retire and start their own art gallery. Cap's monkey portraits become a big hit among the artistic elite. Mike stays silent as always.
8) Dixie and Johnny bond when they discover their mutual love� for Dr. Early.
7) Dr. Early is suffering from Multiple Personalities Disorder. One of them, Bunny, is an insane 6 year old who prowls the hospital killing nurses that remind him of his father.
6) Johnny and Roy fall through a hole in the Space-Time Continuum. When they reach the other end they find themselves on a planet inhabited by talking monkeys and a hysterical Charlton Heston, who runs around mostly naked, screaming "It's a madhouse, a madhouse!"
5) Johnny's evil pyromaniac twin escapes from prison and decides to pay his brother a visit. Johnny learns what it really means to have his pants on fire, while Roy finds evil twins can be a lot of fun.
4) Cap becomes hero of the hour after saving the President's life. Fame goes to his head and he quits his job, buys an impossibly tight spandex outfit, and becomes "Captain Cap, Super Hero".
3) Roy is admitted to the hospital, apparently poisoned. Dr. Brackett is puzzled. Roy refuses to reveal what happened. Toxicology reports reveal the cause of trouble is ingested Rogaine. Roy is very embarrassed. The others are amused.
2) We find out that Joanne is really Johnny in drag.
1) Chet goes on a fishing trip. Unfortunately, he falls into a swamp, biting his tongue in the process. Once out of the swamp, he wanders the woods covered entirely with sticky mud, leaves and other dead (and living) things. He bumps into a group of boy scouts, and tries to ask for directions. The children are horrified as the strange ugly creature opens its mouth and makes unintelligible noises. Chet is captured and put in the zoo. When his friends finally find him, they have to convince the redneck locals that despite appearances, he is not Bigfoot.
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