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12/25 New insight: Quake 3 Arena = Shiny.... Skinny Will Sasso = not shiny.... STAY TUNED!
ooooo shiny
The Pretty-Shiny conjecture: There are obviously objects in this world that upon looking at you say "pretty!" There are also objects in this world that you look and you say "shiny!" If you have not developed far enough mentally to grasp this concept thus far I suggest you click here. As for the majority of humanity continue...
So after many trials it was discovered that pretty and shiny things are linked in a very strong correlation. But the real pressing question is this: are all pretty things shiny, conversely are all shiny things pretty? Well as experimentation shows all pretty things have some semblance of shine no matter how lack-luster. This proved one side of the conjecture...
Convinced that pretty=shiny and shiny=pretty is just fancy-pants wordplay like Balderdash and shit, I lived a lie, believing that shiny=pretty. This my dear friends is simply not true, holes were driven into the argument on 7/24/2000.
READ ON!!!! This is more important than stopping communism from spreading!
A simple argument:
Do you drive? (if not continue anyway)
'Member that glare on the windshield at sundown or off other cars?
Glare is a bitch isn't it?
Glare is nothing more than shine that has been possessed by the dark prince himself; Bob Saget! Therefore shiny objects are not always pretty, unless of course you are some sick fuck that liked Full House... in which case let me just say one thing, "Do you need a moist towelette?"
So that disproves half of the "Pretty-Shiny Conjecture" thanks to Jeff, he doesn't want me to live inside a lie... That's also why he told me that Fidel Castro has cameras watching our bowel movements right now! I love Jeff!!!!!!! <--look at that emphasis
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