Photosynthesis: Using Natural Light
I Title: Photosynthesis Using Natural Light
II Purpose: To see the reactions of a common house-hold plant under the influences of Natural Light
III Materials:
1 common house-hold plant, green preferably, potted, alive
1 can Natural Light per day, more if you require it yourself
tinfoil sheet 12"x12"
String cheese
IV Procedure:
Procure one plant.
Pot yourself if necessary. NOT THAT POT!
Make sure the plant is green; if you do not know what the color green is then consult a large sledge hammer
Check plant for signs of life, once assured that it is alive observe and record data
Observe plant under normal conditions (water and sunlight) for 2 days.
Change water to Natty-Light, mix slowly and carfully.
Wait for foam to subside, check for moisture, water more if soil does not feel saturated.
Contiune watering recording observations daily, hourly, in fact watch this plant for as long as humanly possible, get your meals delivered to you, have others order for you, bathe you, so that you never have to break eye contact with this plant.