V Observations:
- Plant appears healthy, very green
- Potted in a .5 gallon container
- Mineral deposits found in the soil (that's good)
- Added 1 can Natty Light
- Scientifically speaking "Mucho foam" remained on surface
- Beer was absorbed rapidly once foam subsided
DAY 2
- Plant has stale beer breath
- Crust from excess foam has formed on leaves
- soil remains damp, no beering necessary
- reports of belching from the front room when it is unoccupied...
DAY 3
- Foul stench permeates the room
- Beer reserves running low and vacation approaching drastic measures must be taken
- added 1 can Natty Light plus 10mL Southern Comfort
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DAY ????
- Return to find 1 new healthy sprout, very green and growing tall
- added 1 can Natty Light
- Beer breath subsided from foul-week-later-no-cleaning-frat-party level, to mild chill-at-home-wit-a-few-friends-and-a-24-pack level
DAY ??? (got into the materials a bit too much last night)
- another sprout!
- soil still saturated no Natty needed
DAY??? + 2
- RUINED EXPERIMENT...jackass added actual water to the plant... all experimentation is for not.