Thanks for your mail. The contents therein are well
understood. Though, your proposed period of arrival is too far. The earlier you arrive the better for us to conclude this transaction, because the demurage on the consignments increases daily.
I told you that I presently stay here in a villa with my
son Fred, but on your arrival, I shall move and stay with you in your Hotel room while Fred stay in the villa.
After all, both of us are matured and can be for each other.
You really look very sexy, I can't wait to meet you.
It won't be advisable for me to meet you at the Airport on
your arrival for Security reasons. You know that Airport is usually a very crowded place; I might see somebody I am not suposed to see. All you need to do upon your arrival is to take a taxi directly to your hotel, then lodge into your room and call me on phone immediately with the room number, then I will meet you in your room.
However, my picture, my son's international passport
photocopy, a picture of one of the boxes that I found in my late husband's wallet and all the documents involved in
this transaction are attached to this mail. Please keep
them absolutely confidential, as they contain vital
information of this money. Moreover, do not contact the
Security company without my consent, because they do not
know the content of the consignments.
In my personal opinion, there is no need for you to bring
your friend WIL COYOTE along, because we are not investing
here in Africa, we will only need his proffessional advices
as soon as we conclude the transaction and get to your
country. In any case, it all depends on you. But you must
not forget that this transaction requires a great deal of confidentiality.
I am very pleased to inform you that my son Fred speaks
French language fluently too. He has been to Brussels.
In fact, this city (Abidjan) has lots of Tourist
Atractions, there are lots of Five Star Hotels here, I
shall give you their names and phone numbers for your
reservation, on request. There are also lots of nice cool restaurants here, I bet you will really enjoy yourself here.
I understand that your Telephone and Fax lines aren't
confidential, but I really want to speak to you on phone,
So, kindly make your mobile phone number available to me in your next mail. It is very important!!!
This evening, I will go to the Security company to find out the exact demurage amount to be paid to them so far, and
inform you accordingly.
I await your quick response.
Thanks with love.
Yours,
Hellen.
My dearest sister Hellen,
Thank you for replying so quickly.
You are right! The end of the month is too far away. I need to come sooner.
When I saw you picture I became swollen and filled with desire. You are a big, beautiful, sexy woman. I want to be with you as soon as possible. I am glad that you find me sexy. We will have lots of fun in my hotel room. Hellen, I am a strong, virile man and will satisfy your womanly desires very well - I have never needed Viagra.
I would like to bring you a present when I visit. Do you like lingerie – what size are you?
Your son Fred is a handsome young man. If we get married, do you think that Fred would think of me as his daddy? I know that I could never replace Dr Williams and I do not wish to do so. Fred would not need to change his name to Fred Fudd. What do you think? Please tell me your true feelings.
My dearest, I have already made some preliminary travel arrangements. I expect to arrive on 14 or 15 October. Does that suit you? Please send me the names of the hotels that you recommend.
I think that my friend Wil Coyote wants to come as well. I haven't told him about our business but he says that he has also some affairs to take care of as well. Don't worry though he will have his own hotel room. Do you know of any young ladies that he could meet?
Thank you for sending me the documents. They look very good. I will not contact the security company yet. I will wait until I here from you.
I have made some enquiries about getting a mobile phone and have been told that it will take at least 14 days to get the phone number connected once I place the order. If you like I will try and get one but that means that I will not be able to travel until after the 24th October. I would like to come earlier so perhaps we can continue communicating by email. Let me know what you think.
With much love and desire
Elmer
My dearest Hellen,
Did you get my email?
Do you still want me to come next week? I am due to leave shortly, please let me know what hotels you recommend. My travel agent, Sylvester Catt, is arranging the flights.
love
Rev. Elmer Fudd
[Hellen makes a mistake - she has cut and paste from a letter she sent to Frank E Stein!!! - see the last paragraph]
Dear sweet Elmer,
I am very sorry for not been able to send you this mail
yesterday, I came back late from the Security company where I went to find out the exact amount owed to them till date.
I was so pleased to receive your mail yesterday.
Honestly, for the first time in a very long period, you made me feel my womanhood with your sweet words. I hope that you will really enjoy me on your arrival.
There are good five star hotels here, the two best are:
Hotel Ivoire Intercontinental Tel: +225 22441045 or Gulf
Hotel Intercontinental Tel: +225 22431044. You will like
any of them.
You should call any of them to make your reservation. Your date of arrival of 14th or 15th October is very ideal.
For Security reasons, I will like you to check into the
hotel and call me, I have to avoid seeing people that know
me from my country, and you know that the airport is where you can see anybody at anytime.
I was at the Security company yesterday and they told me
that the total amount owed to them as at yesterday is:
$33,700.00 thirty three thousand seven hundred USD.
I will appreciate anything you give to me as present, as
far as it is from your heart, but I love nice perfumes.
I appreciate your thought about me getting married to you, however, we can be together for now and do anything that married and mattured people do together, and allow time to work out things for us. Fred is a grown up, hence he can
take care of himself without being a problem to us.
As for your friend Wil, I dont have any friend here except the sister lawyer, she is nice and single.
Finally, it is O.K with me that we continue our
communication via e-mail, until your arrival, needless to worry yourself about procurring the mobile phone.
I am waiting for your soonest arrival with all my heart.
Fred extends his greetings to you.
Thanks and remain blessed.
Yours,
Hellen.
Please extend my greetings to your beautiful wife, Thanks
and God bless you.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs Hellen Vincent.
[Elmer now suspects a security breach]
10 October 2002
My dearest Hellen,
I am most concerned that the security of this transaction has been breached. The latest email I received from was signed off:
"Please extend my greetings to your beautiful wife"
Hellen, you know that my wife was killed by Virgil Sollazo.
I am most concerned that someone else is impersonating you. The only other option that I could think of was that you are also corresponding with someone else about this matter. But I do not think that you would do that. What do you think has happened? Should I still travel as planned?
I will keep a close watch for any strange circumstances during the trip.
You will be happy to know that Sylvester Catt has arranged the flights for myself and Wil Coyote. We will be now book the hotels. Will four or five days be enough to conclude our business?
My dearest sister, I think that the amount that the security company has requested is quite high. I think that they are cheating you. In your first letter you said that you wanted help in paying the sum. How much will you be contributing and how much do you want from me. I will try and negotiate a lower sum with them.
I have also spoken to my bank manager, Sam Yosemite, about the funds. He says that on such short notice he will release USD$20,000. He can give me that sum in cash or traveller's cheques.
Be vigilant and write soon. I am anxious to hear what you think about the security breach.
Please send me the number that I should call you on from the hotel.
With love
Rev. Fudd Elmer
