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| * The Himbo & Bimbo Times * |
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| Just Ask Himbo & Bimbo |
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| Bimbo & Himbo wrestling it out. |
| Problem of the day |
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| Dear Agony Aunt Thingies, I am a single guy who hasn't like had it for a looong time. Bimbo, however, sounds like one bootylicious babe.. I was wondering if I could like, borrow her for a night. I'd be willing to wine and dine her first, of course! And any expenses would be happily reimbursed..I would also be willing to make a generous contribution, know what I mean guys?? Sexually Frustrated Dude's Brother |
| Dear Asshole Part 2, I sooo pity your mommy and daddy. It's like, where have they gone wrong with you and your baby brother?? Talking of family members.. Oh Miiiii Gaaaawwwdddd!! Do you even know who my Daddy is?? He is soooo a Very Important Person! I'll make sure that you will not get to see the light of day as a result of this fiasco.. I'm like, as if!! It's dickheads like you that makes me and my gurlies proud to have Baldwins like Himbo. My sweetie may not be THAT rich but dammit, he is sooooooo right...politically, morally and horizontally. I love you, pumpkin. Kiss kiss now. Now, get off my website you jerk. And that applies to your brother too.. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr... Bimbo |
| BIMBO SAYS.. |
| So.. you're SF's brother, huh? Didn't I tell him to jerk off in his car? Well dude, you are just a jerk-off full stop. You like, expect me to like... like, fuck man! I can't even believe you think I would even contemplate sharing Bimbo! As if I didn't have enough of a headache with all those annoying little perverts who want a piece of her sweet ass? I don't care if you like to make.. like a totally generous contribution. How much did you say? Hmmm.. Ahem.. It doesn't matter anyway.. I mean who the fuck do you think you are.. Robert Redford?? Gawd, I'm like totally tempted .. I mean pissed off.. Dude.. don't even think about it! Himbo PS Give me a call later on so I can.. um.. abuse you a bit more... |
| HIMBO SAYS.. |
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| Sunday, March 3, 2002 |
| Indecent Proposal |
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| So, like, this is where you spill your guts. Cry, shout or do whatever. Jus' make sure your problems are readable (i.e.sentences are formed). See, despite being bimboistic, Himbo & Bimbo do have some journalistic standards to conform to. You can also email them, if you will, at [email protected]. Whatever. |
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