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| * The Himbo & Bimbo Times * |
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| Just Ask Himbo & Bimbo |
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| Bimbo & Himbo wrestling it out. |
| Problem of the day |
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| Dude, My chick is acting all strange on me. We used to be fine. I scrub her car, she scrubs my back. But now she won't even let me hump her. What's wrong with a guy reading Playboy once in awhile (some good stuff in there, dude, I totally recommend ;) and talking with her model girlfriends (very good source for fashion tips) ? Not like I fancy anyone else but her.. Women, huh.. dude.. Sexually Frustrated |
| You PERVERT, you!!! How dare you like totally diss your girlfriend like that?! She hates your gut and so do I!! Like, it's soooo wrong to force her to scrub your back. You want a scrubber? Get a loofah. You want to hump? Get a camel. Simple as that. And playboy is sooooooo passe. And that model girlfriends.. Tsk. I know and she knows that you were flirting... ooooohhhh, like, whatever.. Oh Miiiii Gaaaawwwdddd!!. Like, you are soooooo wrong, you are not even remotely right!! Don't even bother with your Betty. Get a blow-up doll. Asshole. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr... Bimbo |
| BIMBO SAYS.. |
| Yo SF! Like, whoa.. so your girlfriend is, like, totally acting frigid on ya. Bimbo gets like that as well sometimes, but don't tell her I said that. In my learned experience, I have found that giving her the "finger of the fudge" usually gets her going. And if you offer to drink from her "furry cup".. well.. dude... that'll turn her right on!! Anyway, my surfer-type-person-friend, if all else fails maybe you are just a bit of a dick-weed who can't get it up.. no offence man! In that case, why not concentrate more on the car? In my opinion, a man's vehicle can be just as good, if not better than your average female. It doens't need as much waxing, only you have the ability to turn it on.. and dude, once you get it going, you can go as far as you want! Aw right!!! Himbo |
| HIMBO SAYS.. |
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| Saturday, February 9, 2002 |
| Cold Reception |
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| So, like, this is where you spill your guts. Cry, shout or do whatever. Jus' make sure your problems are readable (i.e.sentences are formed). See, despite being bimboistic, Himbo & Bimbo do have some journalistic standards to conform to. You can also email them, if you will, at [email protected]. Whatever. |
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