our main feature and first addition to this page comes from my good friend pinky.
Dear Beth,
I have studied your website, and particularly enjoyed the masculine stupidity page. Here I have what I like to call "Basic Truths:
Relevant Advice and Random tidbits of Wisdom for the Discerning Male," which I think would work well with your theme. Enjoy.
1. No matter what she was wearing, no woman has ever brought rape upon herself. If women were "asking for it," they'd be seen
mumbling in porn shops to the sweaty guy in the cut-off Budweiser t-shirt behind the counter: "I'd like the key to the rape room,
please."
2. When we say appearance shouldn't matter, we mean OURS, so for God's sake, groom yourselves (yes, this entails more than a
bottle of gel and a spray of Febreeze).
3. You are not being particularly sweet or generous by offering to help your girlfriend pay for breast implants, especially if you're the
one who pitches the idea.
4. Reality, Howard Stern. Know the difference.
5. Beware the size zero woman. This should mean that she doesn't really exist. And never forget that there is a special place in Hell
for Twiggy and Kate Moss.
6. If we don't seem to be responding to what you're doing to us physically, we're not just being coy. Try something else.
7. Never admit to watching "pro" wrestling (or believing in fairies).
8. Let's be reasonable. If you sleep with any of your girlfriend/ ex-girlfriend's friends, you should expect at least one swift kick in the
balls.
9. If you're sorry you screwed up, prove it.
10. Men, I am writing BOOBS here just so you'll keep reading.
11. If your male friends make fun of you daily for being "whipped," they're probably jealous that they're not.
12. First impressions do count. If the first time your object of desire realized you exist was after she declined your invitation to see
"The Phantom Menace" with you, don't start stalking her in an attempt to win her over. Which brings me to the final bit of advice...
13. Realize when a girl is out of your league, please. There's always the chance that she really does have to baby- sit or wash her
hair on the same day that you want to go out. But two or three rejections is enough, and it's embarrassing to watch you keep trying.
-Pinky
she though all you men should be able to read and change a little. remember that better grooming means better chance of "scoring" and wouldn't that just show your friends.
