out of patience and short on time. There will be no pictures this time (for
those of you who can not display them anyways because you can't afford a damn
legit internet service, you won't miss what you never had.). But there will
be plenty of sarcastic remarks and essential put downs, all in all, the makes
for great comedy. Well I will first start off with a letter that brought the
attention of the death of the lucky charms guy. I don't know if it was all
bad timing on my part, casting out my newsletter in coincidence of his death,
or all that damning I did finally paid off. Well I for one am glad he died.
There is an old question, if you could go back in time to when the Lucky
Charms guy was a baby, if you had the chance, would you kill him? I think we
all have answered yes to that one.Thanx for the update Sara.
INVENTOR OF LUCKY CHARMS JOHN HOLAHAN DIES IN CAR ACCIDENT
AUGUST 23, 2000 - John Holahan, who is best known for his
creation of the Lucky Charms cereal, was killed along with
his wife in a traffic accident on their way to visit their
comatose daughter Wednesday. Holahan was 83 and his wife,
Rosalind, was 84. The former General Mills vice president,
apparently ran a stop sign and steered into a truck's path.
Their daughter, Shannon Kilkenny, 51, lost her fight with
liver cancer on Friday. For years, John Holahan shared the
story of Lucky Charms, toasted oat cereal with marshmallow
bits, with students in his hometown of Annandale as a lesson
in creativity and marketing. He recalled stumbling upon
orange marshmallow peanuts while brainstorming in 1963,
cutting them up and then sprinkling them over Cheerios.
Hi, right after I read your last newsletter, I found this.
All sorts of terrible puns come to mind, like the Lucky
Charms didn't work very well for him. Or, does that make
the guy who hit his car a "cereal killer"? I better
stop before it gets worse. It's actually very sad, and
tom. I'll hate myself for thinking of even more bad puns ---sara
HaHaHa Sara, I needed that laugh. He and his wife died in a car
accident on the way to visit his comatose daughter???? That is comedy that
you can not write. And don't think that you are a bad person because you made
thoughs jokes (hee hee cereal killer....that's a classic), I mean who is the
guy who laughed for a half hour when pricess Dianna died? Ok, our next letter
comes from Cazzzz
Well, Tom...
I have not written to you about your Newsletter..... the only word that come
to mind is WOW, holy shit WOW......
I do enjoy your art work that you put into it........and that is even
WOW-er.......
Holy shit wow? Never heard that one. Hey, that gives me an idea for a
contest, who can come up with the most vulgar obsenity imaginable???? The
winner will not be shouting out his/her creation after they see what the
prize is. So kids, start watching your Spike Lee, and enter now!!!!!!!! My
next letter is from my brother Xrain13666, ha ha Simon, Your screen name
sounds really black after mentioning Spike Lee.
YOU ARE THE CANCER OF SOCIETY!!!!
Most likely, but to stop me from spreading you will have to remove a
testilce, so just give into the madness, and let me take over. Our next
letter is from a friend who writes in a lot, ok Dan, let her rip.......
Dear PezOrgy,
I must say that your newsletter made me laugh as usual. This time, though,
I was in the middle of the cybercafe at college and everyone around me now
thinks that I am looking at porn. Therefore, the humor of your letter has
stretched beyond the computer as now they are laughing too...but at me. As
to your conversation with your nemesis, I am awful frightened that he is
trying to hunt you down. Mebbe I can suggest buying pepper spray or a taser
gun. This guy may be dangerous, so you may have to kill him...I mean...slow
him down...yes...thats it. Other than that, I agree with you on the cereal
ordeal. Also, I have to wonder why Bean2871 is so concerned with cereal
loss. Does she have childhood problems? What do you think? Finally , I must
ask, What would you do for a klondike bar, or if you even want one? Take
into account that there are many new flavors available for your...oral
satisfaction.
You have nothing to worry about my nemisis being crafty enough to hunt me
down, he is rather slow. The other day i convinced him that I change my name,
and move every five years just because I get bored with life. He is a dork,
just take a look at this conversation.......
physco171: nemisis
physco171: or infidel
PezOrgy: both
physco171: dont worry i am coming to get you
PezOrgy: watever, i will breed more offspring than you shall, in turn,
there will be more "chaos bringers"
physco171: God wins over satin (look mel, he mispelled satan<------)
PezOrgy: i'm not so sure about that
PezOrgy: hmmmm....columbine, the holocaust, biodome, its all points for
satan
physco171: ok on one hand you have God he created the universe he created
satin my friend
physco171: satin used to be an angel
physco171: he is a fallen one
PezOrgy: but god cannot exist unless satan was there from the begining
physco171: God created him. God can easily destroy him.
PezOrgy: and if god created satan who is evil, then there must be some
evil in your god
PezOrgy: if god created all
PezOrgy: then he is evil as well
physco171: but it does make sense does it not
PezOrgy: letss just say its a little hard to swallow
physco171: i believe it
physco171: i dont ask you to
physco171: i ask you just to look at it from a different light
PezOrgy: demons??? angles??? leprechaunes???
PezOrgy: its just dumb
physco171: leprechaunes
physco171: ?
PezOrgy: if i beilieve in angels, might as well believe in santa
PezOrgy: its all the same crock
As you can see he is a complete idiot, and I take every chance I can get
to bash his lowery intellectual capacity. If i ever had the fear of him
gaining the ability to respond to stimuli, I'd run and hide, but thanx for
the warning Dan. Now about that klondike bar, lets just say I'd shoot up on
heroine, hyjack a traveling Bjork tour bus, drive to Mexico City, and join a
small preisthood and be renamed Padre Cadre. Well for those of you that think
I'm some sort of anti-religious person, I'm realy not, I just get in people's
faces when they try to shove it down my throat. See I date christians all the
time, right Nikki?
pez,
this is a reply to the religious debate in the
section of your newsletter. i just wanted to say that
although i have no problem with other people voicing
thier opinions on different religions, i think some
people need to respect others religious differences
and not rip on thier religion just because they dont
agree with it. it's fine to have an opinion, just make
sure you're not overly offending anyone else while
doing it.that also includes you, psycho. be nice to my
tommy!!!
~~~leggzz~~~
Me rip on other people's religions? Not little old tommy.But really,
i pick on everything that needs a little scolding, like Pauly shore movies,
and the Scream trilogy, if i don't pick on them, who will? Who will? Well
anyways, we can all still be friends here, just as long as you all don't turn
republican on me.Here is from clover942
I was writing in regards to MyIdea's email saying how she was going to be you
for Halloween. I was just wondering just how difficult it really is to be you
and what one would have to do in order to achieve such a feat. Also, I was
wondering who won the Hooker Contest. I clearly am the best hooker, b/c I had
so much business, I didn't have time to fill the thing out. Nuff said. Oh
and I was pondering this question awhile and wondered if you could offer me
your immeasurable wisdom and tell me how many licks it takes to get to the
tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Oh and I too was laughing at Dan in the
Cyber Cafe. He really was looking at porn. Keep it real at JC Penney's. :)
Too many questions....yes its hard to be me, no you can't win the hooker
contest, and it takes 17 lickes to get to the center of my tootsie pop. And
Dan, if you are still into porn, me and Nikki are still looking for a
director. Ok, bye for now, till next week!!
