Twisted. This week will have some of your favorite past segments like Dear
PezOrgy, and....... well, Dear PezOrgy...........Plus I'll have a brand new
section for advertisement ( hey these things don't come free, i have to
sponcer it somehow).
I bet you are all wondering just how my new job at the mall is going (if
not shove it up your ass). It's going as good as i can expect, i just can't
get past the whole "what the hell am i doing working at a mall?" thing. But
other than that, its going great. Today i skipped my first meeting, every
morning the entire associate staff comes together and talks some bullshit,
well to hell with that. But the good news is, i dressed manaquines all
day!!!!! I was being sarcastic if you haven't noticed. You should see what is
under the male manaquines, its like this projecting nubb, not really
anything, i think its supposed to be a penis. The bad news is that i will get
fired if i cross dress the manaquines, they figured out my master plan!
Now for Dear PezOrgy, this letter is from Bean2871
Dear Pezorgy...
Why do the kids always take Trix cereal away from the Trix rabbit? I just
wanted to know, it's a question left yet unanswered...
Well bean, that is a very mysterious question you have brought up. The
legend goes back to the begining of cereal time (b.c. for all your
historians). The kids stealing Lucky's Lucky Charms, The Burglar and his dog
stealing Cookie Crisps, The Honey Grams bear stealing from the old lady, it
just seems to get a good bowl of cereal, you have to steal it. So Bean, its
always been an American tradition to steal cereal, that's just one reason our
kids are so fucked up in the head, the unfairities of life, that damn rabbit
never got his tricks! All he ever wanted was some fruity crunchy cereal to
fit in with everyone else, but those damn neo-nazi punk kids got to
disrcimnate him "SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS"....you have no idea just
how much i wanted to stangle those little kids to death, and give the poor
bastard rabbit his damn cereal. As the American generatin that personally has
issues due to this kind of media, i propose we take down the big cereal
coorperations, and make right all the cartoon wrong doings. Otherwise Bean,
you will never get to see Luck'y taste his own marshmellows.
My next letter comes from PrincessSLN
Did I ever tell you that your my hero?? I love how absolutly sick and
demented you are!!! Your like my damn lost twin or something!!! Funny!!!!
Keep sending me SST it is my only hold on reality...that and having LOTS of
sex!!!!! See ya tom!!!
Love, Slutty Sarah
Well slutty Sarah, you are the perfect example of just how our generation
has been mutalated by cereal comercials, amung other things. But if you are
my lost twin, which one of us is the evil one????? My next letter comes from
Myidea
This Halloween I'm going as TOM. I got my black shirt, black pants,
black shoes (white socks), and black wig. I'm ready!
Sounds like fun Myidea, but being Tom is not an easy task, most likely
because he is so devilishly charming, and has an array of talents. Either
that or its just hard to immatate his cockyness.
HMMMMMMn.......another color another subject, last week i put out a
section devoted just to my nemisis, and i got a lot of responces, one of them
deals with a religious preferance, and though i didn't want to introduce such
a contraversial subject, this newsletter is about voice, so this next letter
is kinda opinionated, and if you dont want to read it, you dont have to.
dear pezorgy,
i first must say that you ripped physco a nice new hole. secend i must
say that you are right jesus was just a man. though a man with great faith,
and for that you must give him credit. i mean you though he might not have
been the son of god, strike that, the son of the christian god he still
believed in something till the day he died. now though you may not believe
many doo and i say let them be now personaly i have a more hindu like belief.
now i wont go into details but i agree that physco trying to convert you is
not only stupid but impossible and not to mention funny. i say funny because
the christians came to america to escae religious prosicution and what have
many if not all of them done since they got here. thats right try and convert
all none christians [ the native americans ] they even left america to try
and covert the people of some islands. so i say that if you [ this is not to
you orgy but to physco ] have a belief keep it to your self if some on wants
to convert let them decide if they want to don't make that choice for them.
ohh i forgot to say that there and countless religions out there physco and
do you want to try and convert the people of those religions, and finally
physco before you try to convert people to your religion why dont you and
your fellow christians try to fix yours. look at ireland they are fighting
over there and it is because of religian [ mainly ] and the religions both
believ in god so take that
Well Darkremant, you certainly expressed your views on the subject, and
i'm not going to say much more than there is plenty wrong with every religion
(Hell, christmas has nothing to actually do with Jesus at all, it's in the
wrong month, and is totally corrupt, whatever started as an attempt to
vanquish the Pagan holidays around the Winter Solstice, turned into a mall
merchandising heaven), but if it makes people happy, who are we to take away
their pez? Well my next reply isn't as contraversial, i think we all can
agree on this one. Its from Xrain13666
seems kinda made up.... some of the discussions with your
"nemisis"...nobody is that stupid.. you should stop bullshittin your fans
Believe it or not, he really is that dumb, there is just some things you
can't make up. Here is a little something i saved from our last battle.......
physco171: i see you have a job
PezOrgy: yup
physco171: i see where in south park mall
physco171: what store?
PezOrgy: penny's
physco171: i might just go and hunt you down
physco171: just to see who you are
PezOrgy: the bigest hint, i'll be the least preppie one there
physco171: dont be fooled by your hummor
PezOrgy: with tattoo's
physco171: i am coming to find you
PezOrgy: eh
physco171: what
physco171: ?
PezOrgy: eh means watever
physco171: i see
PezOrgy: i could always have you kicked out
PezOrgy: heehe
physco171: yeah but only if i a causing a disturbance
physco171: and the customer is always right remember
physco171: i could get you fired
PezOrgy: you are a disturbance
physco171: why because i threaten your existance
physco171: i had a hard work out today
PezOrgy: spankin the monkie?
physco171: no
physco171: lifting as usual
physco171: well i'm going to go running
PezOrgy: bye, dont eat the bread crumbs or you won't find your way home
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