and twisted. Let me tell you my friends ( see everyone, i learned how to
spell friends, aren't you proud?), that this latest edition of SST promisses
to be at least decent. How decent i hear you ask? Very decent. I will be
trying a new section called DEAR PEZORGY which i think is beyond decent, and
another new section devoted just to my dear nemisis physco171, without people
like him, there would be no need for sarcasm. Plus i will be reviewing Orgy's
newest cd called "Vapor Transmission", which promisses to have killer tracks.
And i have a new edition to my squad of mischief, i now have an editor to
proofread my mistakes (now i know what you are saying to yourself..."Tom is
perfect, how can he make a mistake?" but shit happens, and i don't care about
it much).
Lets get into Dear pezorgy.......................
dear PezOrgy,
i met this boy at school this year, and hes using me to score points with his
buds by being friends with an older girl. i would like to knoe how i can get
even with the little freshman bastard. do you have any ideas?
lena
Oh ye of little faith, did you ever have a doubt in your mind that i
would not have an idea for revenge? I majored in revenge in highschool, took
a lesser degree of psychology, and a first degree of murder. First you take
his testicles and wrap them in a rubberband (a la Fight Club), this makes
cutting through them a hell of a lot easier. Either that or you could play a
mean joke on his whole family, just go to your local pet store and buy a
whole bunch or crickets (they are not that expensive, about a nickle a
piece). Then you go up to his door at night, open just the screen part and
release the crickets. The last part of the plan is ringing the doorbell, when
somebody opens the door to see just who is there, they will let in all the
crickets, providind endless hours of insomnia. A good substitute for crickets
is also mice, but they are a tad more expensive. I hope this helps get that
bastard freshman.
I was I was recently thinking about The Dixie Chicks song Good bye Earl. Now
say if you came into Contact with all of them. And you were going to
leave........Would you have to give them all GoodBye Orals? And if you
do............would you give me a good bye oral? lol
~drama~
Yes that is a tricky question.....can I use a lifeline Regis? No but
seriously i would not give them good bye orals because i hate the dixie chiks
because they are women, and women shouldn't sing.
Well now to move onto another segment dedicated to my nemisis, this
conversation will show you just how superior my mind is to compared to his
and all the other cheeses of the world.
physco171: ahh infidel
physco171: once again upon the grounds in which i battle upon
PezOrgy: these battle grounds are getting a little old
physco171: true but i am a brother in christ so there fore i will not
strike you down because i have to try to explain why you should believe that
Jesus is the Christ and that he died for your sins
PezOrgy: ummmn... jesus was just a man, like any other, why should i give
a rats ass fer him?
physco171: as i said before
physco171: its not an easy task to make an unbeliever understand what a
believe believes.
PezOrgy: its also not easy to spell hey physco????
physco171: you calling me a physco
physco171: ?
PezOrgy: no, just pointing out the fact that you mispelled psycho
physco171: no this is the way it is spelled
PezOrgy: i think not
physco171: well i dont really care
Can you tell that he played football or what? I still can not believe
that he mispelled his own screen name. What baffels me more is that nobody
has ever told him that he mispelled it. Eh oh well, it doesn't even matter.
Well physco or whatever you want to be called, i do believe that this battle
was won by yours truely, the lord of the wet naps. Please come back to me, i
enjoy the chalange and it makes for good humor.
Ok, ever since the first time i heard Orgy, I knew that they are the band
of the future. And now on the brink of a new record comming out, i must push
all of you to buy it. If you liked their last album Candyass, then you will
love Vapor Transmission. The sound is the same, a little bit more neo (which
is a natural progression for the band) and not so vulgar (hey damnit
son-of-a-bitch, i happened to like the more vulgar Orgy), the cd sounds to be
a killer. Songs to look out for : Fiction, Odyssy, and Opticon. Its really a
great band, and how can you go wrong with guys in make-up?
Well I like to keep my newsletter rather short, so on that note, I wish
you all the luck of getting some (especially you Nikki cuz I know who it
would be with). Don't be afraid to write in your opinions, i won't make an
ass out of you i promis *smirking like a devil*............and remeber,
"Keeping your mouth shut is denying yourself".
Next week: ASS LIQUOR
