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A man is sitting in the pub, having a round with his pals when the most gorgeous woman
enters the room. The man is dumbfounded by this woman's beauty and comments
about her to his mates. "Yeah, she is pretty good." his mate replies, "pity she's a man."
The man is shocked. "Fuck off she is." he says. "No, it's true. A friend of mine
knows her personally." The man is disappointed that such a fine looking woman,
is in fact a man. But at the same time, he is curious. He tells his mates that he is
going to find out what sex he/she really is. So the man goes up to the 'woman' and
strikes up a conversation. They hit it off really well, and the man is loving it because
this woman is even better close up. Before long the man suggests that he drive
them out to a secluded spot and get to know each other. The woman agrees. Before
the man can say "fuck me with a ten foot barge pole" they have driven to the
woods and are getting hot and heavy in the back of the car. They continue
the "'clothes on" making out for a while, until the woman gets out of the car, explaining
that she has to answer to the call of nature. "This is my chance" says the man,
"I'll follow her and find out what sex she is" So he walks into the woods ducking
behind trees in case he is seen, until he sees the woman standing with something long
dangling between her legs. "Fuck me she's got a dick!" he thinks,
"She's a man." the man is outraged and races towards her, dives down and
grabs the thing between her legs. "Oh my gosh!"
The woman cries, "I didn't know you were following me !"
"And I didn't know you were taking a shit " the man replies.
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