Hannah: Hey, how come I come last?
Elfy: Because it is in alphabetical order.
Hannah: How does that work?
Elfy: Easily. Hannah comes last alphabetically.
Hannah: But 'H' comes before 'K' in the alphabet.
Elfy: Ooh yeah!
Kay: Where did you get you're Quicksilver bag from, Ella?
Ella: Quicksilver
Kay: Duh...Ya think?!
Ella: Why are you saying duh? You were the one who asked the stupid question.
Parry: Shut up Bitt.
Ella: ch. hehe
Mrs Silvester: Are you scared of everyone who is bigger than you?
(Whole class goes quiet)
Ella: I'm not scared of you Andrew!
Andy: RAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!!
(Whole class gives Ella and Andy funny looks)
Baldie: Would you like to come bowling with me on Saturday?
Parry; NO!
Ella: Elfy, stop being a spaz, and stop throwing my pen on the floor!
Elfy: It wasn't me...I'm innocent!
Ella: No you aren't! I know it was you, I just saw you do it!
(Two minutes later)
Elfy: Where's my pencil case?
Ella: Hehe...look on the floor.
Elfy: ELLA YOU SPAZ!
Ella: Don't get stressy with me missy, you kept throwing my pen on the floor!
Elfy: I know, but that had all my utensils and treasures in it!
Elfy: I want to fall off my chair backwards!
(Kay pushes elfy backwards when she is swining back on her chair)
Elfy: What did you do that for? I could have fallen off my chair!
(Ella is annoying elfy by blowing her in the face, then does the same to Giles)
Elfy and Giles: EWWWWW!
Ella: Sorry
Elfy: Don't spit your chewing gum at Giles, Ella
Ella: I didn't mean to. I was trying to blow him. SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!
Elfy and Giles: EWWWWW!
Ella: Oh shut up!
Tom Ellis: This is a snap light
Random person: How does it work?
Tom Ellis: I don't know. I'm not that knowledgeable!
Hannah: Hey look, there's some year 7s not looking scared.
Elfy: They will be scared in a minute....RARG!
(Elfy gets funny looks off the year 7s)
Andy: Do you want to dance Amy?
Amy: Not really
Andy: DANCE DAMMIT!
Amy: errr...ok
(Andy and Amy twiddle their thumbs to the music coming from the dance studio. Lots of people go in, but they don't dance)
Amy: Who are those people?
Andy: I dunno, I think they are big hairy bollocks. DID YOU HEAR ME BOLLACKS!
(Elfy and Ella are sorting out people into groups of moshers, trevs and nice neithers)
Ella: So, we are moshers, and those squealy things over the other side of the room are trevs.
Elfy: Who are the nice neithers?
Ella: Jade, Gemma, Emma and Amandeep.
Amandeep: I dare you to ask sir weather he is a trev or a mosher.
Elfy: Yeah...Jade ask sir weather he is a trev or a mosher!
Jade: Sir, are you a trev or a mosher?
Parry: I am not a trev or a mosher.
Ella: Oh. Which group does he go under then?
Elfy: The horrible neithers!
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