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by: elfboy Location:
Antwerp, Belgium, Western Europe The fans are at first confused, before they start rioting. Throwing various glass objects on to the stage, the band have to Flea... I mean flee for their lives. The disgruntled fans continue rampaging through the night. In some Belgian neighborhoods, hooligans take to beating up chili peppers, bell peppers and peppers of every kind in a spate of violent grocery attacks. While chaos flooded the streets, one man stood silently in the shadows... and smiled. Location:
Model Men Agency, Los Angeles There was a knock on her door and she looked up at her two top agents, the world's best Male Models/Secret Agents in the business, Male Model #1, Bluemaxx and Male Model #2, elfboy. Skysenshi: About
time! What took you so long? Our two really really good looking heroes closed the door and sat down on the chairs provided. Skysenshi: Okay, what I'm about to tell you is top secret classified. Do you have any questions? elfboy held up his hand. Skysenshi: Yes? It took Skysenshi 10 minutes to explain the concept of Top Secret to the Dimwitted Duo. Skysenshi: Do not
tell anyone else about this. Absolutely no one. Not even the other Model
Men. Skysenshi pressed a button hidden under her desk and the desk surface became a projection screen. On it was the map of Europe. Skysenshi: Yesterday,
in Belgium, a riot broke out at a Famous Rock Band's concert. The lead
singer of the Famous Rock Band has lost his voice. Skysenshi moved her finger on the surface of the screen and tapped on a profile. A video of the Model Men Milan Branch Leader came up. The leader was a beautiful woman, stunning even. In fact, she was undoubtably, a SuperModel (or Super Supermodel if you must). Video: Model Men Worldwide. I'm sending this out as an S.O.S... elfboy leaned towards Bluemaxx and whispered to him. elfboy: What's S.O.S
mean? Video: ...Help us Model Men, you are our only hope. And to my brother, Bluemaxx... elfboy looked at Bluemaxx surprised. elfboy: That foxy
chick is your sister? CineMaxx: ...take care. I just wanted to tell you that before I'm silenced. Soon, you will not be able to *mouth continues moving but there is no sound* Bluemaxx & elfboy were outraged. Bluemaxx: What happened?! Audio came back on from the video. CineMaxx: Sorry. I accidentally turned off the volume. Anyway, soon, there will be no sound in *mouth continues moving but there is no sound*. Bluemaxx & elfboy looked at Skysenshi, not sure if this was the right time to act outraged. Skysenshi nodded. Bluemaxx & elfboy were outraged. Bluemaxx: What happened?! Bluemaxx got out of his seat and held his fist out dramatically. Bluemaxx: I will
go in and rescue my sister. elfboy & Skysenshi were whispering to each other. Skysenshi (whisper):
Bluemaxx Ecchi. Bluemaxx:
(-_-x) (-_-U) elfboy: How come
Firesenshi isn't debriefing us like usual? Our two really really good looking heroes left Skysenshi's office and made their way towards the revolving doors. After going around in circles for 6 minutes, they finally found their way out and made their way to Ichi's office. Meanwhile, Firesenshi walked into Skysenshi's office. Firesenshi: Hey!
Where are those two going? Skysenshi held out the latest copy of "Playgirl" with the two Model Men posing on the cover. Firesenshi: Oh. Firesenshi took the offered magazine and left the office. But once outside, she couldn't help but think that something suspicious was going on. I mean, how do you have an autograph session for an adult magazine at the mall? Firesenshi decided to follow the Model Men discreetly. If Skysenshi wasn't going to tell her where they are going, then she'll find out for herself. 3
hours later, Firesenshi was seated a few seats away from them. Not wanting to risk being spotted, she took out her copy of the latest "Playgirl" magazine (featuring Bluemaxx & elfboy on the cover) and hid her face behind it as she spied on them. Bluemaxx turned in her general direction so she quickly hid her face behind the magazine, which was turned to an interesting pictorial. Firesenshi (thinking to herself): Wow! Look at the size of that thing! Firesenshi looked up once again and saw that both Model Men were now leaving for their flight. She turned away from the Playgirl article about big screen TV's and quickly followed them. Seeing them board for the flight to Milan, Firesenshi's eyes lit up. Whipping out her cellphone, she called Thundersenshi & Icesenshi. Thundersenshi: Moshi
moshi. Meanwhile Vol de Mort only communicated in Mime, so in the interest of international understanding, we will now translate mime. Vol de Mort: *mime action* (subtitles: Mwahahahaha, now I shall rule Europe with my silent gas! ... Oh not that Silent Gas that comes out of my behind, but this Gas that will make those noisy buffoons in Europe silent! And soon, the world!) Vol de Mort continued pacing as he contemplated his deliciously brilliant plan. Vol de Mort: *mime action* (subtitles: And now, I will unleash Phase II of my master plan. I will send down my Drone Mime Armies to brainwash the citizens of Europe! Mwahahaha! And then I'll sit back and smoke my silent cigarette, Mwahahaha!) What can I say, Vol De Mort's mime actions are very detailed and descriptive. Vol de Mort: *mime action* (sub: Now come out from your invisible box, Model Mime #1, CineMaxx!) Ex-leader of the Model Men Milan Branch, CineMaxx slowly removed the top of her invisible box and climbed out of it with an invisible rope. She stood there, with white painted face, and white gloves with her blue & white shirt & the rest of her mime get-up. CineMaxx: *mime action* (sub: But we will have to deal with the Model Men, especially my brother, Bluemaxx, who is the world's most sought after Male Model and his crime-fighting Model partner, elfboy who is the world's second most sought after Male Model.) Vol de Mort: *mime action* (sub: Wow. That was a very descriptive mime action. But don't worry. I have a plan for the Model Men and it involves putting chihuahuas in their pants... wait, sorry, wrong Mime action. I meant, putting bananas in their thongs... wait, I mean...) CineMaxx: *mime action* (sub: Look! I'm shaking an invisible tube with one hand.) <-- try this action. You'll know what I mean. ;) Written
by Bluemaxx Location:
Milan International Airport Bluemaxx:Male Model#2…….why
did that nice-looking Italian stewardess slapped me in the face? Bluemaxx:….
It would be logical to assume so,Male Model#2…..It looks kinda
painful, but when in Rome,do what the Romans do…ya know? Voice:Yoo-hoo!!! Bluemaxx-darling!!! (^_^) Our two good looking
men turned around and saw a hot-looking woman in short dark brown hair,
lovely bronze tanned skin all dressed in some sort of black tight fitting
outfit rushing towards them. Before our two heroes have a chance to
drool or make any member of their body parts hard, the woman latched
onto Bluemaxx by the neck and gives him a powerful hug that would make
even the mightiest Grizzly bears turn into wimps. Elfboy turns to Halle Mark who just nods. Halle: Uhhh*sweatdrops*…..Blublu
used to get bullied a lot in high-school and the football team sometimes
dresses him up in girl’s clothings for fun. Blublu looks so cute
in a sundress with his pony-tail hairstyle so it was easy for him being
my yuri partner…*blush* Meanwhile, Vol De
Mort*mime action*: (sub:What? Your brother and elfboy are watching tv
in the Milan International Airport?) CineMaxx*mime
action*: (sub: Sweet! I can claim the title of “Most Hot and Sexily
Sought after Model” after eliminating my brother and his really-really
good looking friend! ) Written
by elfboy Location:
Milan International Airport The three women walked in synch as everyone else at the airport, pilots, stewardesses and passengers were walking in the background. Suddenly as the trumpets blared in the James Bond theme, everyone stopped and performed a dance move before continuing their journey as if nothing happened. Shirley Bassey's smooth vocals came on in the background. Theme Song: They travelled to Milan... (trumpets blare again), They followed the Model Men... The senshi's kept walking calmly through the airport, past the admiring gazes of the customs officials, turning the heads of men of all ages as they made their way to the baggage claim. Theme Song: In brown leather shoes, every choice they could choose, there was no way they'd lose~ when they could spend... The Senshi's unloaded their bags from the conveyor belt and every porter rushed to carry their luggage, and then faltered at the incredible weight of the suitcases. Unfettered, the beautiful ladies proceeded to the front gate. Theme Song: They turn every head in the place, every man has a smile on his face, the beautiful gazes which simply amazes the Senshi's infectious in grace... They make every men here ignore, their wives and their lovers no more, can come even close to matching the pose of these three fragrant roses, for sure... Firesenshi hails a cab, and all the cabs stop immediately. A few cab drivers throw out their existing passengers to pick up the senshi's. Extending out a white gloved hand to one particular fellow, who helps her into his cab as others do the same for the other Senshi's. They then struggle to load the luggage, but eventually do it. Firesenshi: Take
us to the classiest first class hotel in Milan. The cab pulls out of the airport and pulls out to reveal the Italian skyline. Theme song: So all you bad guys beware, the Senshi's immaculate hair, is matched only by their, bodies and couture, and everyone will sure-ly stare~ With Gucci and Prada they wanna, buy Versace, Dolce & Gabbana, their credit cards hot, as they swap through the slot, every store is on sale with this lot~ The Senshi's in Milan~ The Senshi's in MILAN~~~!!! (trumpet & drum end). Meanwhile, BlogMaxx: Oh oniichan. You're injured... (and then in deeper voice, pretends to be Bluemaxx) This is just a scratch, my dear brother, but thank you for your concern... (and then back to his normal voice) But Oniichan, let me take care of it for you... *puts the two dolls together and starts making kissing noises* Skysenshi:
(^_^U) Uh, sorry to interrupt BlogMaxx, but have you seen Firesenshi,
Icesenshi & Thundersenshi around? Just then Ichi was carrying all the designs, color schemes and flower arrangements for his & Skysenshi's wedding when she and BlogMaxx crashed into him, causing all the paper to fly up chaotically. Grabbing hold of Ichi, Skysenshi pulled him and BlogMaxx to her office. There, she pulled out the "RED" telephone. Ichi: ... (sub:
Oh no! The Red Telephone!) Ichi showed the script to BlogMaxx. Skysenshi: Hello?
I need you to fuel the Model Men private Jet right now. We're going
to Milan. Meanwhile, elfboy: I wish I
had my video camera. elfboy leaned forward in the car and adjusted the air-conditioning (which was set to full blast now) towards him. Bluemaxx was seated in the passenger seat in front and Halle Mark was driving, and sucking on a mint. They were driving past some of the more popular tourists areas as Bluemaxx was snapping pictures with his digital camera. Halle Mark: Mint
anyone? Bluemaxx: I don't
mean to make you jealous Male Model #2, but I am so very hot in a tight
black mini. elfboy & Bluemaxx looked at each other. elfboy & Bluemaxx: On second thoughts... Meanwhile, Vol de Mort (singing): *mime action* (sub: She only want me for my Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo, I think I need to let it loose, Let her loose, let her loooooose) CineMaxx walked in and was duly horrified. CineMaxx: *mime action* (sub: I'm duly horrified.) Vol de Mort: *mime action* (sub: She only want me for my pimp juice; Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice I think I need to cut her loose; Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo) CineMaxx:
*mime action* (sub: Excuse me Vol de Mort, but Phase II of your plan
is complete and...) CineMaxx turned off the machine he was singing into... or miming into actually. Vol de Mort: *mime action* (sub: Huh? What? Who turned off my Mime Bender Machine?) *looks around, sees CineMaxx* CineMaxx: *mime
action* (sub: Phase II is completed, Voldee. Are we going to Phase III
now?) CineMaxx:
*mime action* (sub: (-_-U) ) CineMaxx: *mime
action* (sub: No more music either...) CineMaxx: *mime action* (sub: Actually I kind of like the Red Hot Willy Peckers (Now THAT'S a name for a band! ;) ). And they aren't really a boyband.) Vol de Mort: *mime action* (sub: Hah! Next you'll be saying Linkin' Pork is not a boyband either! Anyway, have you arranged for your operative to insert funny things inside the Model Men's Utility Thongs?) CineMaxx: *mime
action* (sub: Yes, Master of Mime. I got a hot and sexy operative doing
all my dirty work for me.) Vol de Mort left CineMaxx alone with the mime bender machine. She looked at the machine, and noticed it was still on. Checking that no one else was around she stepped closer to the machine and decided to take advantage of the situation. She changed the setting on the machine. The machine whirred as gears slotted into place. Then she picked up the microphone... CineMaxx: *mime action* (sub: My heart will go on and on~~~) <--closet Celine Dion fan At
that exact moment, elfboy: Wow, there
are a whole lot of mimes about. Bluemaxx had stepped out of the shower with only a towel wrapped around his waist. Halle Mark: Finally,
now elfboy, your turn to shower. Maybe after that we can... you know... Bluemaxx was drying himself and about to put on his Utility Thongs, but Halle Mark stopped him. Halle Mark: Blu-blu
san. I've got the...*pssst pssst* in the other room and you know how
hot and sexy you look in that. Bluemaxx rushed off to the other room, closed the door behind him and found the special clothes Halle had laid out for him. Yes, this took him back to those wonderful highschool days. it only took him 6 years to graduate from Junior High because he enjoyed it so much that he kept going back. Meanwhile, Halle was left all alone with the Model Men Utility Thongs. She picked them up and stuffed something into them. Bluemaxx opened the door slightly and called out to Halle. Blue flipped his hair seductively as he leaned back against the door frame, smiling seductively at Halle. Bluemaxx: Ooh Halle... I hope you didn't mind if I... slipped into something more... revealing... elfboy got out of the shower and had his towel wrapped around his entire body, with another towel wrapped up on his head. He smiled seductively at Halle as one hand rubbed his body sexily. elfboy: Ooo Halle... I'm ready for your sweet education... Halle turned to both of them and replied. Halle: Ooo, you two look so sexy... but I still got a little work left to do. Why don't you two keep each other "entertained" while I finish up the work. Bluemaxx & elfboy looked at each other. Bluemaxx: Male Model
#2, I respect you and all that, but there is no way you're going to
get a piece of my lesbian loving. Halle Mark: Boys
boys... don't be shy. Come here and learn to love one another. elfboy turned to Bluemaxx. elfboy: ... Will
you promise to still respect me in the morning? Bluemaxx strangled elfboy. While elfboy was being choked he looked at the monitors and pointed at the mimes coming out of a record store. Bluemaxx released elfboy and the both of them sat beside Halle Mark. elfboy: Look at
those shoplifters! Bluemaxx: Ooh...
that would account for the lack of musical taste. Meanwhile, CineMaxx: *mime action* (sub: Hmm... nothing seemed to happen. Maybe I should try another Celine Dion song... *ahem* When I fall in love...) Location:
Back at the Model Men hotel room Bluemaxx:
Is that all you can think about? Sex? Hmmph! All you men are alike! Bluemaxx & elfboy
looked at each other longingly. Then Bluemaxx hit elfboy with the monitor. Bluemaxx: Iie!!!
I can't do it!!! It's too ecchi!!! Bluemaxx hit elfboy with the monitor again. Bluemaxx: Chikan!!!
I can't believe you're such a pervert, sticking your hand inside your
thongs in front of a lady. Meanwhile, Skysenshi: Waaah!!!
I've got a feeling something Yaoi is happening and I'm not there to
see it!!! Skysenshi turned to her two travelling companions. Skysenshi: ... I know... but in case it doesn't... would you two... Ichi and BlogMaxx looked at each other. BlogMaxx turned away demurely but slipped off his shirt to reveal one bare shoulder. BlogMaxx: *sniff* I was planning to save myself for Oniichan... *sniff sniff* but if it'll make you happy... Ichi: (o_O) (O_O) 3
hours later, A model came on stage, wearing a dazzling rust red summer dress, that was cut like so, and had a leg slit up to here and... oh it's beautiful, you just have to be here to see it. ;) Announcer: This
stylish red number called "Reddy or Not, Here I come" combines
the best fabrics from old Milan football jerseys... The computer was compositing the faces of the senshi's onto the models wearing the clothes. See, 7 years of Photoshop experience finally paid off. :D Announcer: And now,
this next number is for the man in your life, who likes to dress up
as a woman... Firesenshi: Quick,
we must see who would look best in that dress. Icesenshi opens the file to reveal a very interesting Roman Orgy scene involving only the Male Models of Model Men Agency... Firesenshi: ...
I can't believe you did this. Written
by elfboy Location:
In an airship high above Milan Vol de Mort: *mime
action* (sub: Uh... what did you stick in their Utility Thongs?) Vol de Mort entered a chamber, where his Mime Bender machine lay dormant. He let his eyes scan the machine, taking in every detail. He was grateful that the chamber was brightly lit and all the bulbs working, sparing him from another 3 hours of "How many Mimes does it take to screw in a lightbulb" jokes. The Mime Bender Machine was callibrated for maximum effect. Clicking the round puffy thing on the top of his beret, Vol de Mort caused his Mime Bender Machine to open, revealing all the high-tech gadgetry behind his control over Mimes. CineMaxx: *mime
action* (sub: Wow! Sugoi!) Vol de Mort tugged on one suspender and all his clothes fell away, leaving him standing there stark naked. CineMaxx: *mime
action* (sub: Eww... I had no idea it was THAT revealing! Is that really
necessary?) Vol de Mort stepped into his Mime Bender Machine and connected all the nodes. He relaxed back in the ergonomically enhanced leather chair and got comfy. Everytime his skin moved against the leather, it produced a loud squeak of protest, but he didn't let it distract him. He just hoped he wouldn't have problems with binding later... again. The door of the Mime Bending Machine closed and soon the internal space materialized thousands of miniture screens, each one connected to the mimes under his control. They all looked at him in reverential awe. Mimes (all together): *mime action* (sub: Eeek!!! Nekkid man on the monitor. My eyes! My eyes!) Okay, so it wasn't so reverential. Vol de Mort: *mime
action* (sub: Behold the glory that is me!) CineMaxx: *mime action* Oh no! So that's been his plan all along! *mime action* I must warn the Model Men! *mime action* But first, I've to stop doing all these *mime action* mime actions! Meanwhile, Bluemaxx: Moshi
moshi. Bluemaxx turned to Halle and she was not impressed. Bluemaxx: Ano... Halle Mark turned away from the unconscious form of Bluemaxx to face elfboy, who was grinning from ear to ear. CineMaxx's voice still came over Bluemaxx's utility thong speakers. CineMaxx: Looks
like you'll have to save the city, elfboy. Halle Mark punched elfboy too. Halle Mark: ...Why
do we always end up working with excessively horny guys? Halle Mark: Just because I've got my hand down a really really good looking Male Model's Utility Thongs, groping for a hard, long cylindrical object, doesn't mean that I'm not professional. *squeezes something* Hmm... is this it? CineMaxx: *mime action* (sub: This episode is gonna get an R-rating, isn't it?) Meanwhile, Icesenshi and Thundersenshi looked at each other before replying. Icesenshi &
Thundersenshi: No. But just as the next model was about to take to the catwalk, thousands of mimes burst in and surrounded the area. Mimes: *mime action*
(sub: Nobody speak! The first person to speak will become mime-fied!) The mimes grabbed hold of Isaac and surrounded him. After some furious thrashing about, Isaac stepped out as... a MIME!!! The senshi's were appalled. They looked at each other, silently formulating a plan to defeat all the mimes and save the fashion show; or escape with all the dresses they want, whichever was easier. But before they could get any sort of plan in action, they were greeted by this sound. Voice: Yee hee! The senshi's looked up from their vantage point to see the King of Pop, now dressed in his "Billie Jean" sequined costume, commanding the Mimes. Michael Jackson:
Yee hee! Oooh ahh, shome on! *crotch grab* oooh ahhh... Thundersenshi: How
come the mimes aren't mime-fying you guys for talking? Michael Jackson: So, yee hee, I'm sorry Senshi's, yee hee, but I'll oooh ahh... shome on, have to, yee hee, fight you, coz "I'm Bad, I'm Bad you know it." Michael Jackson and his Mime goons started dancing like in his Thriller & Beat It music videos. Icesenshi: You have
to admit, he's still a great dancer. Michael Jackson & the mimes were about to dance attack the Senshi's when Skysenshi & Ichi burst in through the door. Mimes: *mime action*
(sub: What the...?) Mimes: *mime action*
(sub: Who you calling a non-speaking freak, you non-speaking freak?) Michael Jackson and his mime dancers moved in ominously against the Senshi's and Ichi. Ichi handed all the shopping bags to Skysenshi and pushed her out of harm's way, stepping out in front of her to protect her. Skysenshi: Go get
them Ichi-wichi. Michael Jackson:
Are you, Yee hee! ready to get this battle, shome on?! The next song of the fashion show started playing and Ichi faced off against Michael Jackson and his Mime minions. If you thought the stunts in Matrix: Reloaded were good, just wait til you see this dance fight. Ichi: ... (sub:
*crotch grab* *Michael Jackson kick* *finger snapping & pointing*) But Michael wasn't nearly as impressed as he went into his own solo performance, showing Ichi how it was really done. In slow motion, the wind from Michael's kicks generated enough force to bruise Ichi's cheek, despite him standing nowhere near the kick. Then another bout of crotch grabs (which also generated lots of bullet time effects) sent Ichi flying backwards. Ichi looked up groggily as Michael started singing "Smooth Criminal" (Coz that's what he is in this episode). Michael Jackson (singing): Ichi are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Ichi? You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal. Ichi flipped on to his feet and removed his shirt, revealing his undershirt and an intricate tattoo of tens of naked women having... adult relationships with each other everytime he moved his body. It was... wow, are those the Senshi's? Thundersenshi: ...
I didn't know Ichi had a tattoo. Ichi got down to dance business. He pulled up his pants a little, revealing white socks. He wiped off a little trace of blood from the corner of his mouth. He looked menacingly at Michael. Ichi proceeded to do the most impressive array of Michael Jackson moves this side of Neverland Ranch and forced the King of Pop on the back foot. But the King of Pop was not being hurt by Ichi's dance fighting moves. Nevertheless, Michael's mimes (who are all of legal age thank you very much) were falling like flies, feeling the force of the wind generated by Ichi's dance moves. Finally, there was only Ichi and Michael Jackson... and Justin Thimblelake. Justin: Am I in
time for the mmm... POP! show down? Ichi and Michael shadow kicked Justin to his next music video. Michael: Now grasshopper,
yee hee! Show me your moves. Meanwhile, BlogMaxx: Hello,
Halle-chan. Is oniichan and elfiechan here? BlogMaxx is Bluemaxx's younger brother. That doesn't stop BlogMaxx from dressing up as a school girl every chance he gets. He is the spitting image of Bluemaxx when Bluemaxx was a lesbian back in his highschool days, and Halle Mark has a soft spot for uh... that. Bluemaxx: Blog!
What are you doing here? elfboy: Other senshi's?
You mean Firesenshi is here? Everyone
else: (^_^U) Halle Mark crossed over to the closet and opened it, spilling out 27 women to the hotel floor. Halle Mark: How
did they get in here? Bluemaxx:
... Well, I understand how it is, elfboy. *goes to his closet and whispers*
Whatever you do, don't make a sound. BlogMaxx opened the closet to dump out 36 women to the floor. Bluemaxx: My! How did they all get in there?! Everyone else was not amused. Random Bluemaxx's Closet Girl #1: EEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!! Everyone turned in the direction of the scream to see one of the girls step out of the closet... as a MIME!!! Mime Girl: *mime action* (sub: Now I'll turn all of you into mimes!) Bluemaxx was about to wrestle with the mime girl when BlogMaxx ran fearlessly into the path, challenging the mime girl first. Halle Mark: BlogMaxx! NooooOooooooOooooooOOoooo~ <-- slow motion sound. The Mime Girl hit BlogMaxx hard but BlogMaxx got in a telling shot. BlogMaxx (singing): *mime action* (sub: She only want me for my Pimp Juice) As BlogMaxx fell backwards dramatically, the mime girl started transforming back to herself. She looked up cluelessly. Halle Mark rushed towards the prone form of BlogMaxx. Tears welled in her eyes. Halle Mark: Don't
die BlogMaxx, please don't die. elfboy took one of the girls from his closet, who was a nurse. She started working on BlogMaxx. Bluemaxx: Save him.
Please. The nurse worked furiously. Sweat beaded on her forehead. Then suddenly she stopped, in shock, and then in sadness. elfboy: Why did
you stop?! Everyone else: (-_-U) BlogMaxx: *cough*
*cough* Oniichan? BlogMaxx turned to Halle Mark and for the first time in his life, saw someone even more beautiful than his own brother. BlogMaxx: Halle-sama. Halle Mark turned to the two Model Men. Halle Mark: What
are you waiting for? You've got to stop Vol de Mort before he does anymore
damage. BlogMaxx pulled out a document from inside his shirt and gave it to elfboy. BlogMaxx: It's in
the script. That is the keyword that Vol de Mort uses to control his
mimes. 10
minutes later, Vol de Mort: *mime
action* (sub: Mime Model #1, why is it that my Mime Bender Machine isn't
working to optimum effect?) Vol de Mort went over to the machine and checked the settings. He found it set to... Celine DION?!!! Voldee looked at CineMaxx. Vol de Mort: *mime
action* (sub: Who changed the settings?!) Vol de Mort got back to his feet and now saw the tell tale clues that CineMaxx wasn't really brainwashed into becoming a mime. She was just posing undercover! Vol de Mort: *mime action* (sub: Sooo, you think you can fool me! Well, Vol de Mort is nobody's fool, a mime yes, maybe sometimes a clown, but not a fool!) Vol de Mort was about to make a lunge for her when the airship was suddenly bumped. Rushing to the window, Voldee saw... THE MODEL MEN!!! (in an old fashion bi-plane) Bluemaxx: There is no escape for you now, Vol de Mort. Come peacefully and we won't whup your ass. Of course if you do come peacefully, we might still whup your ass. Vol de Mort: *mime action* (sub: Never! I'll never surrender.) Bluemaxx turned to elfboy who was flying the bi-plane. Bluemaxx: My mime
action is a little rusty. Did he just tell me to go *bleep* myself with
a *bleep* *bleep*? elfboy brought the bi-plane on top of the airship and the two really really good looking heroes got ready to jump on to the airship. The both of them were standing on the wing of the plane, when Bluemaxx noticed something. Bluemaxx: Um, Male
Model #2, I hate to ask you this at a time like this... but who's flying
the airplane? The plane was starting to spiral out of control so the Model Men jumped from the plane. Bluemaxx landed dead center on the airship but elfboy hit off center and was rolling towards his doom. Bluemaxx scrambled and just as elfboy rolled off the side, Bluemaxx grabbed his arm. elfboy was now swinging thousands of feet in the air, only held by Bluemaxx. He grabbed hold of one of the moorings on the airship for extra grip. Bluemaxx: Are you
okay, elfboy? Bluemaxx let go of elfboy's hand leaving him hanging even more precariously with one hand hold. elfboy: Damn! At least pull me back up first! Luckily my grip is very very strong. The mooring line that elfboy was clinging to started to rip out of its mooring. elfboy: Oh crap. Meanwhile, Michael: Yee hee...
don't you get tired? Michael: Yee Hee!
You think it'll work, shome on, me? Narrator: Order now and you'll get this bottle of exclusive BioGelPlus for Cars absolutely free. Skysenshi: (-_-U) Will you stop selling stuff and start fighting?!!! Ichi & Michael: ...(sub: Sorry), Sorry Yee hee! Ichi pulled out his super final extreme mondo move that even Michael couldn't defend against. It was the... Ichi (singing): ... (sub: I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle and here is my spout) Michael: Noooo... no... not that! yee hee... arggghh, I must... go, I must yee hee, beat it! Beat it! Just Beat It! Michael fled the scene, leaving the senshi's with the easy task of whupping all the mimes left behind. Firesenshi: And
that's for ruining the fashion show. *pow* Meanwhile, Bluemaxx: Why, Vol
de Mort? Why do you want to destroy Milan? Bluemaxx: Can you
stop that mime action? Vol de Mort: *mime action* (sub: Very well, I'll reveal the details of my plan even if I have absolutely no reason to do so. My plan was not to take over Milan.) Bluemaxx & CineMaxx:
What?! *mime action* Bluemaxx & CineMaxx:
What?! CineMaxx hit her younger brother's head. Bluemaxx: What?
He said animated. Bluemaxx: Let me
get this right. You took over Europe just because they didn't give you
a part in the Disney film? Meanwhile, elfboy: Um... HELP!!!! [THE END] Catch the
next episode coming soon: Model Men: Episode
10: Magical Mystery Tour. |
