Use the little thing below to chat to me if I'm online! NB: if you navigate away from this window, the chat closes.

In the beginning:

Then there came features:

Then it fell asleep:

It woke up as a beautiful being:

However, it came under attack from a vicious elephant, so it had to change, first to:

and then to:

But befitting his new name, he unleashed terror as The Carrot of DOOM!:

When I went to Japan, he felt inclined to join the spirit:

Sometimes Carrots can be studious too:

Blinking bunnies appeared on the board so the Carrot of Doom had to chase them off:

Studies show that malevolence increases when you put make-up around one eye only and wear a hat:

Who knows what the future holds?

Now there is an in-depth study on the Carrot of Doom.