Please God........
I don't ask for much. Skip the
Ferrari and bring me more men in glasses please. There are some that I
want more than others........let us pray........
There are rumors that Colin Farrell wears glasses off-screen (i.e. not
just in "Minority Report"). I can find no pictures. If you know of any,
please e-mail me. Colin has beautiful eyes, and I watched that movie until it broke.
Next on prayer list........
Tom Cruise:...... is not going to improve with age, and
I'll tell
you that right now. Any man who gets his teeth straightened at the age
of 40 clearly has an unnatural vanity, and that sort of man will do
ridiculous things to try and delay the appearance of aging. He's
getting very lined around the eyes, he squints in bright light too much
and when he smiles his eyes almost disappear completely. He's also very
short and will end up looking as plastic as Davey Jones. The only thing
that will save him is if he ever gets glasses. THEN he'll be as hot as
heck, Electra has spoken. Just consider him in the Mission Impossible 2
props.
Also pray for: Keanu Reeves. With his high cheekbones Keanu has exactly
the right face and eyes for glasses. Unbeliveably this "Dude" hits his
fourties this year (where does the time go?) and as with Cruise, a
prayer to the Presbyopia God is called for.
Requests for prayers for:
Josh Duhamel
(Send me requests!)
ON WATCH (seen squinting):
James Purefoy (8)
Paul Walker (7)
Prayers do come true.........
I had Nicholas Brendon on this list for the longest time.
