11/11/00 05:41:06

Name: Al Gore	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: No, but I consider them eligible voters.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I invented the Red Ryder BB Gun. But I believe it should be taken away from Americans.	Can you walk on glass?: I would crawl accross broken glass to be president.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I did in the Senate.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: There is no aparent difference between my typical posture and that of being "fearfully paralyzed." ..... But yes.	Who is Agent Tom?: CLASSIFIED, FOR CHINESE EYES ONLY

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Dear Castillians, I left several boxes of paper - well, we'll just call them "ballots" - in your basement with holes punched out by the name of George W. Bush. Please keep those safely for me and try not to let them get lost. If they do get lost in a certain way, say burned up, that would be ok. But if they were lost in another way, say seized by the Florida Secretary of State, that would be bad. Thanks. Yours truly, Al

06/27/00 22:24:26

Name: Bob Na Zmuda	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: I like food	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: One time, I fell off my bike and got a bruise.	Can you walk on glass?: 2 times 2 is four
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Asians are crazy	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: I'm a manatee.	Who is Agent Tom?: Hail to the king, baby.

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On this solemn occasion, I report here that one (1) bag of potato flakes has been purchased in the name of the glorious Castillian empire and has been flung off the top of Blowing Rock Mountain in western North Carolina. The cascading carbohydrates will f ll upon the land, nourishing all that lay beneath, in the name of glory, honor, and all things Castillian. The Flag is dead, long live the Flag. PS. To Spivey, Jane Austen is supercool!

06/15/00 22:57:20

Name: Cotty	My URL: Visit Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: I was in love with a roach once. That's not too common here in Mississippi. And you couln't accept that could you? The threats, the phone calls, the burning roach hotels in our yard . . . You daCa you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Oooohhhh. You don't even want to know you limey bastards! There is a list and you are all on it.	Can you walk on glass?: Walking on glass is about as easy as walking on chunky and splintery shards of hardended, transparent schrapnel. So no I can't! But if I could I would do it just because.	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: There was a time when war was all I knew. The smell of sulfer and blood surrounded me so completely that breathing became a plauge to the pharoah of death that was my existence. You candy a s kids tAre you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Toys! Its all about fun and games with you lazy punks. Maybe you have heard of a little something called "the outside".	Who is Agent Tom?: I could tell you. But I really would kill you.

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06/12/00 21:51:16

Name: Chandler Whitney	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Only to their faces.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I was used by a red-head.	Can you walk on glass?: I would rather sit on a marshmallow.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I prefer the womb-like silence of a pumpkin.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No, I am usually able to run from them.	Who is Agent Tom?: A psychedelic laxative.

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My life was hell until I filled out this form. I couldn't hold a job, my parents thought I was gay, and my butt kept leaking. The day I filled out this form was a rebirth for me. Now I have 3 jobs, 2 wives and a concubine, and I found a clinic in France that is willing to install an experimental sphincter faucet. Life is great!!! Thank you El Castille!

06/10/00 02:37:48

Name: Yohan Pamudji	My URL: Visit Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Be-ING, singular, remember? There can be only one, no more, no less.
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: What for? Such a long, sturdy, partially metallic device has many uses.	Can you walk on glass?: Only while strengthened by the determination to send Gonzales to the afterlife.	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: "Does the Pope wear a funny hat?"
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Talking Britney doll... mmmm....	Who is Agent Tom?: The consumate tool of drunkeness and debauchery. He sure is a fun guy though.

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Alas, how the mighty have fallen. Even the great Castillian Empire must finally meet her demise. We shall mourn for her for seven days and seven nights, all the while drinking, dancing, and laughing raucously in our extreme sorrow.

06/09/00 20:25:36

Name: Scott Spivey	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: of course	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: i'm pretty quick on the draw after a couple of glasses of Agent Tom	Can you walk on glass?: yes. i can also eat glass and walk on my hands on glass
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: it's the silence that scares me	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: no. Mulligan still lives at the sandbar. Beware his return.	Who is Agent Tom?: Long live Agent Tom (Except for the time he hit my roommate with a pumpkin).

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I must agree with General Bolen in this matter. The NHP greatly resents El Cstillio and still considers it a rogue state. And a mexican restaurant. And the hub of strange events in the neighborhood. Except not a hub like on a wheel because it doesn't ave any spokes or anything. Or bearings. Or a foundation for that matter.

12/18/99 01:50:26

Name: Santa's biggest kept secret	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: As sentient as lots of other things in Mississippi (i.e. Millsaps students)	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I prefer the manual method of Gonzali mangling	Can you walk on glass?: If I only believe hard enough it will come true!!
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Do I sleep soundly? Is that like being appeared to greenly??	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No, I knew several girls in college like that and I got along with them fine.	Who is Agent Tom?: Your friend for the best of times and the worst of times

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Tom, oh Tom, why do you call my name? I am so far away, and yet I hear your voice so clearly. Perhaps it is the secret ingredient that keeps me coming back for more. Treat them well at the Christmas dinner, and usher in the new millenium with style. (o course, the new millenium isn't till 2001. I'm just thinking ahead)

12/05/99 07:54:02

Name: Exilius Carolinigius	My Email: Email Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: In order to understand the word sentient, we must analyze its two root words: "sen" and "tient." Obviously, these two words mean nothing, and therefore we can never really understand the word sentientCa you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: yes, i reckon i shoot out rear windows mighty fine	Can you walk on glass?: skis are made out of fiberglass.	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: only while missing class/work/life
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: there is this joke, about two boys and a girl who are carrying a giant cannon up a hill in Spain, and the one boy, he sees that they are at the top and tells the other two to position it toward he caWho is Agent Tom?	Who is Agent Tom?: that film on top, that's the primo stuff, man

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Wishing you and yours a merry holiday season, and to all who know, have a blessed millenium. Long live El Castillo, Viva El Castillo, Viva the Wall, Viva the dank and dirty basement... PS thanks guys

11/02/99 14:04:50

Name: Dayton Castleman	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: hmmm	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: hmmmmmmm	Can you walk on glass?: hmmmmmmmmmmm
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm	Who is Agent Tom?: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

11/02/99 11:59:37

Name: Brett Holgorsen	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: No	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Yes	Can you walk on glass?: No
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: No	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No	Who is Agent Tom?: I don't know

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11/02/99 06:52:08

Name: Captain Jack Flash	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Roaches consider you sentient beings.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: You can use a Red Ryder BB Gun.	Can you walk on glass?: You can walk on glass.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: You do soundly sleep in a loud, chaotic environment.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Are talking toys fearfully paralyzed by you?	Who is Agent Tom?: Tom is Agent who?

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Fight the machine. Free the Castillians. Resist the future. Flee Gonzales.

10/22/99 01:54:12

Name: harrison scott key	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: i do think roaches consider being sentient.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: i think what you mean is "well" here	Can you walk on glass?: i like the beach, and beaches are usually composed of sand, and sand is glass is sand, and i like the beach, and i like really new beaches, and since glass is really new sand, i love walking on it. eDo you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: only if rompo's underwear are on my head	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: i'm more fearful of the word "rambo"	Who is Agent Tom?: my bestest friend and worstest enemy

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i think this site is great, especially since i lived at a house that looks exactly like el castillo, and even has people that live or used to live there that look just like the people that did at el castillo. i even have the same name as the MANAGER of c stillo, and the el castillo where i lived even had the same address and phone number. i would also like to note that anyone who comments that the developers of this site must be bored or existential, just remember that more has been accomplished by casti lo alum than all of your fat relatives combined.

10/02/99 01:37:10

Name: M.	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: YEAH. KILL 'Em.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Oh yeah.	Can you walk on glass?: Do it all the time.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Of course!	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: YES!! FURBIES ARE THE DEVIL INCARNATE!	Who is Agent Tom?: Yo momma

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Nice Site. Would you happen to know any Dan Kings? He goes to your college. Go El Castillo.

09/14/99 14:16:09

Name: Aaron Davies	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Mine are.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Does being shot by one constitute use?	Can you walk on glass?: No, but I stagger on perspex
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Lord Aaronowicz does not permit his subjects to sleep	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Considering the hazy distinction between talking toys, and the general population of Australia; yes I am.	Who is Agent Tom?: A double agent who was recently arrested in the Jillong Nation

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Salve! I, Colonel Ramitis, Foreign Minister for the Jillong Nation, bring greetings from the happy citizens of the Jillong Nation. Our most generous leader, Lord Aaronowicz, has granted me leave from worship in his honour, to announce that the Jillong Nation has officially recognised the government of El Castillo, and its sovereignty over the Untied States of America. The Jillong Nation looks forward to a close diplomatic relationship with El Castillo, possibly including mutually benefitial trading arrangements in manufactured goods, and scientific data. Lord Aaronowicz expresses his wish to formalise relations with the government of El Castillo. Our Lord is aware of El Castllo's reputation in scientific research, particularly in the field of biological cavity storage. Col. Ramitis

07/31/99 04:55:18

Name: BSD Whore	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Hell no! Kill 'em. Kill 'em all!	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Yes. Especially when modifed to fire every time the thing is cocked.	Can you walk on glass?: Yes.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: No.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No. I kill them, though.	Who is Agent Tom?: Not who, but what!

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About agent tom: Agent tom is a chemical formed in the brain when one listens to music of Tom Jones. Tom Jones works for NATO. As everybody knows, NATO is controlled by the Free Masons, which of course is really Microsoft. Bill Gates is actually an ag nt for the telco giant MCI WorldDom, which is really the Illuminati.

07/04/99 00:52:58

Name: Ambassador Mitch, NJ Thugs	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Beings?	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Pacifist	Can you walk on glass?: Not without pain
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Not without pain	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Not without pain	Who is Agent Tom?: Who cares?

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Greetings and Solicitations from Central Jersey, where all Gonzali have been banished to El Castillo. Tell 'em Hi for us, but we don't want to see em. The Family Mitch

06/20/99 21:48:36

Name: Ashley	My URL: Visit Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: only when they have been killed by a gun
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: how would you like me to use it?	Can you walk on glass?: yes	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: what is sleep?
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: your scaring me	Who is Agent Tom?: tom

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06/13/99 18:45:21

Name: Jerry Kelley	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: super-sentient beings	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I am taking lessons	Can you walk on glass?: Since before I was born
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Sleep is alien to me

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06/11/99 02:28:09

Name: Stephen Ivy	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Only when they die!	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Maybe	Can you walk on glass?: Yes, but it hurts
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: yes	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Only when unarmed	Who is Agent Tom?: A roach killer of huge proportions?

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You guys are really, really bored....but I like that in you.

06/09/99 02:01:24

Name: Lu-lu	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: yes, all hail the roaches!	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: i own one myself	Can you walk on glass?: with the greatest of ease
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: i don't sleep	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: i am a talking toy	Who is Agent Tom?: the man in the moon

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06/04/99 19:19:17

Name: Amy Tatum	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: NO!	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: only a red ryder wagon	Can you walk on glass?: all the time!
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: very well	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: only ones over 3 feet tall	Who is Agent Tom?: TOM PHILLIPS!

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Loved it!

06/04/99 19:18:25

Name: Amy Tatum	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: NO!	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: only a red ryder wagon	Can you walk on glass?: all the time!
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: very well	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: only ones over 3 feet tall	Who is Agent Tom?: TOM PHILLIPS!

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Loved it!

04/28/99 20:50:40

Name: Austin Bolen, Ph.D., Esquire	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: they are smarter than most people I went to high school with	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Yes. I'm from Mississippi... duh.	Can you walk on glass?: if it's not broken
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I usually sleep in a bed.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: naw, I usually just wet myself and then pour myself another shot.	Who is Agent Tom?: Agent Tom is an allegory for all things dispicable and uncooth. Consorting with Agent Tom can result in a life changing experience.

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I would like to remind all that the El Castillion Empire is not a stand-alone government. Rather, it is under the direct control of North Hill, Inc., 1999, all rights reserved. We here at the North Hill are dissapointed by El Castille's treasonous actio . You shall all be dealt with in firm, yet fair manner which may or may not include summary execution. --General A Bolen, NHMPD

04/22/99 01:47:57

Name: norm roach

My URL: Visit Me

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04/10/99 01:51:10

Name: Micah Friend	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: no	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: yes	Can you walk on glass?: sure
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: absolutely, I live with a European	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: occasionally	Who is Agent Tom?: me

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cool site Dayton...all my friends enjoy it, and it's what I'm patterning mine after. peace.

04/09/99 05:36:27

Name: zach mangrum	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: very much so	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: like it were an extension of me	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: all day long
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: those tella tubbies really and truly strike fear into me	Who is Agent Tom?: a great great man

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this is great fellas. that's what memories are made of.

04/09/99 05:34:09

Name: zach mangrum	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: very much so	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: like it were and extension of me	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: absolutely
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: those tella tubbies really and truly strike fear in me

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04/09/99 03:12:51

Name: Rebecca Morgan Jones	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: I Absolutely Hate Roaches!! Here in Texas they are huge!!!	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: No, but I can learn	Can you walk on glass?: No, but I can try
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Depends on how loud!	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Talking toys are cool!!	Who is Agent Tom?: Agent Tom is your uncle?!

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My good friend Micah goes to your same college and told me to check out this website. I am from Houston, Texas and I really enjoyed your website! Good Luck in all your studies. God Bless!

03/28/99 05:06:46

Name: Bridgette #1	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: yessum.. eye like lifeforms to be "aware" of living.. so when eye kill them its so much more enjoyable.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: well...how do u want me to use it?	Can you walk on glass?: how dare u ask me such a personal question who do u think u r.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: of course.. it has to be loud and kaotik for me to get any sleep.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: no.. but they r fearfully paralyzed by me.	Who is Agent Tom?: the man with the microfilm.. leat thats what bob says..

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everyone must have a goal. viva el Castillo

03/14/99 07:51:33

Name: Jesse Dolan	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: are we talking of the same roaches?	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Never tried	Can you walk on glass?: yes but it hurts
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: oh yes.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: I am a talking toy	Who is Agent Tom?: I am Agent 99.

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Cool site, I like the theme. Good work.

02/27/99 02:14:18

Name: Stacy Waters	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Yes	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Only if provoked	Can you walk on glass?: I've never tried
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I have	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Yes	Who is Agent Tom?: Agent Tom

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You people are really weird. Can't you get in trouble with the government for thinking you have your own little country? You are interesting.

02/22/99 22:05:14

Name: Casey	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: No	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Probably not	Can you walk on glass?: Sometimes
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Yes	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Totally	Who is Agent Tom?: Really? You know him too?

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Cool site, I hope one day we can all be as insane and creative as you.

01/20/99 01:50:22

Name: EA Haas	My URL: Visit Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: depends on how big they are.
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Probably.	Can you walk on glass?: Of course I CAN, the question is whether I WILL. And the answer is: only if I'm wearing shoes.	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: No.
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No. But they make me want to hurt things.	Who is Agent Tom?: In all probability, the rather attractive young fellow who burst into my room last night, pursued by several large Russian agents.

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Cool site. Makes me feel like mine is normal. :)

01/18/99 23:50:17

Name: Ramadan	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: No.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Yes, yes, ha-ha-ha!!!!	Can you walk on glass?: Yes, by Allah.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Beirut	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Only Furbees	Who is Agent Tom?: A failed American CIA plot to infiltrate Baghdad.

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Prepare for the Jihad!

01/09/99 00:26:22

Name: 'Rik a' Holik	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: that depends on whether or not they stop and talk to me. if they do then they are. if not... oh well!	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: sure... but i prefer pellets as opposed to bbs. there's fewer richochets and punctuerd eye balls.	Can you walk on glass?: i don't particularly like this question. what if didn't have any legs? i guess i could crawl through the glass. hmmmm...
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: i can't see very well. does that say, " do you sheep..." nevermind that question.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: i have a furby, but i keep him in a cage and i have a gag on him. if he ever acts bad then i just spank him. he usually settles down then.	Who is Agent Tom?: {hey, fix me another drink!}... oh the question, okay. Agent Tom? oh you mean Smooth and Easy. he's great really. i love him to death. he makes me all warm and tingly inside. i get so light-headed when i'm around him. he is t uly the best thing that ever happened to me!

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this is a cool site, but are you ever going to change the questions? do you know drew dog?

12/23/98 22:12:44

Name: Chris Guggenheim	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Yes	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: usally daisy BB gun	Can you walk on glass?: no but tried water
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: no	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: ????	Who is Agent Tom?: Was he on the grassy noll

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Mr. Brack is here in A town and informed me of this site, so egerley I logged on and started surfing and look where it has brought me. Well nosotros me a amigo's.

12/20/98 05:00:51

Name: Clayton Fike aka dj titlewave	My URL: Visit Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: only if bill clinton says so
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: last time i used it i shot my eye out!!	Can you walk on glass?: once i did and istarted to like and then had to go to the hospital	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: my roommates and from metallica
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: only when they bite me	Who is Agent Tom?: a mixed drink of belhaven

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for the record, jerry jeff walker is my idol, and pink bunny rabbits are my best friends. i once met a guy named chuck from belhaven, in deep elim, in dallas, we started to walk, and he walked off , and later that night, he said he met girl, but it was o girl, instead a hooker. the end. UTD's rule

12/20/98 04:55:40

Name: Clayton fike aka dj titlewave

My URL: Visit Me

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12/18/98 21:32:59

Name: Josh Brack	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: yes	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: yes	Can you walk on glass?: no
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: no	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: no	Who is Agent Tom?: i am

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Collin is my cousin. I hope you all have a good christmas!

12/13/98 00:56:18

Name: you don't know me	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: i eat roaches	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: only when my cult leader says it's ok.	Can you walk on glass?: i think i can, i think i can, i think i can.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: sleep? who needs sleep?	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: only on Mondays	Who is Agent Tom?: well,... who really knows the real Agent Tom. I could never really say. We all wear our own individual masks, and you just need to learn that.

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nice page. very cool.

12/12/98 00:29:28

Name: Hogan	My URL: Visit Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: No more than say the Warrior
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I can break one over my own biceps	Can you walk on glass?: I can destroy anyone on glass	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I never sleep
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Ha!	Who is Agent Tom?: A pitiful weakling

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NWO RULES!

12/08/98 19:04:25

Name: matt	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: a little too sentient for my likes	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: only when going uphill really fast on a motorcycle	Can you walk on glass?: when forced to by those damn sentient beings
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: only when on a rollercoaster full of sentient beings	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: like a deer in caught by a headlight	Who is Agent Tom?: I believe he is the arch enemy of the Bug-a-loo's

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Kick-ass sight - viva revolution!!!!!!

11/19/98 01:17:04

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11/13/98 18:09:44

Name: Matthew "the man" Gardner	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: sometimes	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: when under the influence	Can you walk on glass?: when under the influence
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: when under the influence	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: never	Who is Agent Tom?: the most amazing drink known to man

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Yall suck the real party is at the Beta Mu Xia house punk! BMX rules

10/30/98 03:13:34

Name: neesey kilcrease	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: i consider them evil	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: expertly	Can you walk on glass?: if called upon
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: all the time	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: i have been known to quake	Who is Agent Tom?: he'll *$#@ you up!

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10/28/98 16:43:05

Name: you freeks	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: "bellhaten"	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: "hellhaven"	Can you walk on glass?: get a life
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: mamas boys	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: suck it	Who is Agent Tom?: go to a real schoool

Comments:
Bellhaven is for freeks

10/23/98 05:30:55

Name: 'Ric a' Holik	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: uh...	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: with precision unparalled by any human being to ever comb the earth. in fact, if you want some come and get it!	Can you walk on glass?: not anymore or at least that's what the doctors told me.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: i can't see the question. what does that say?	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: only when they invite up for an "after-dinner snack."	Who is Agent Tom?: he... no,no the almighty is tasteful yet invigorating, tangy yet pleasing, unnatural yet made from the best stuff on earth. Agent Tom is a part of us all at some point in our lives. Agent Tom is what everyone wants and what e eryone needs. Agent Tom is the perfect getaway.

Comments:
oh hell yeah! this is grrreat!

10/08/98 04:18:04

Name: Mulan	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: no	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: No, but I've seen one on The Christmas Story	Can you walk on glass?: I've never tried
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Sometimes	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No, they could be your friends if you want them to	Who is Agent Tom?: I don't know, but he sounds like a nazi

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10/06/98 15:08:08

Name: Dani	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Yes...they are coming to get us.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Self defence is important.	Can you walk on glass?: Yes, especially when I've drunk all the alcohol that was once contained in them.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I prefer it that way.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No, I'm rather turned on by them.	Who is Agent Tom?: Me.

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10/05/98 21:42:32

Name: J.R. Scally	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: No	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: No	Can you walk on glass?: No
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: No	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No	Who is Agent Tom?: I haven't a clue

Comments:
Death to all roaches!

10/01/98 13:57:04

Name: jill

My URL: Visit Me

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09/29/98 19:37:31

Name: H. Georges	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: I don't care.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I don't need it.
Can you walk on glass?: I break glass.	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I am the chaotic enviroment.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: I am fearfully paralyzing.
Who is Agent Tom?: My nemesis.

Comments:
I'm coming for you el Castillo. I almost made it this time but I got pushed over to Alabama. But beware. Whether my name is el Nino or Georges - I will come for your weak foundations.

09/29/98 15:20:01

Name: Steph	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: only when they are sailing down the toilet bowl	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: on you	Can you walk on glass?: probably would w/ shoes on, I mean who hasn't??
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: all the time, God mad sleep and sleep is good. How do you think I live w/ 21 girls?	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: if you only knew	Who is Agent Tom?: the guy in the mirror behind you at night when you see a dark shadow looming in the distance

Comments:
Well, I made it to your fun and exciting web site:) Read all the pages and now I understand the real way to look at things. Thanks for such enlightenment.

09/28/98 17:13:17

Name: Tally	My URL: Visit Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: roaches are nothing but cat toys
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I'm a perfect shot	Can you walk on glass?: But of course!	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: No, how can I sleep when there's a party going on?
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Well no, they are my friends!	Who is Agent Tom?: How the hell should I know??

Comments:
It's obvious you guys don't HAVE any women - especially if what's his face is raping your horses...of course, some people are just like that...but maybe you should get some women, then you'll have something better to do with your free time...

09/27/98 18:40:56

Name: John Wiley	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: no	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: yes	Can you walk on glass?: no
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: yes	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: no	Who is Agent Tom?: i dunno

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09/23/98 13:04:15

Name: Agent Tom	My URL: Visit Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: only as underlings
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: yes, but shotguns work better	Can you walk on glass?: i can walk on anything	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: i never sleep. i only watch you
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: i created them	Who is Agent Tom?: I AM

Comments:
I Agent Tom, shall overthrow your petty regime with the help of my sentient roach goons and you will all be destroyed. Have a nice day.

09/18/98 22:55:21

Name: Vinz Klortho	My URL: Visit Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: only when possessed by gods
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I have no need for human instruments of destruction.	Can you walk on glass?: Yes. I can walk throught it and levitate above it as well.	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: No. I have to sleep in the nearest parallel dimension.
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No, but giant marshmallow man are kinda scary.	Who is Agent Tom?: A large and moving torb!!

Comments:
Wait for the time of the gathering, then you will all perish in flames!

09/18/98 21:12:47

Name: Veritas	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: P........	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: R........	Can you walk on glass?: A........
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: C........	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: K........	Who is Agent Tom?: !..........

Comments:
read between the lines sub-creature

09/15/98 00:53:48

Name: Da Urban Mystery	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: I consider them pets.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: To do what?	Can you walk on glass?: I can walk on nails.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Brooklyn. What up?	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No, I'm confidently paralyzed by talking toys.	Who is Agent Tom?: His real name is Agent Mot.

Comments:
Are all Mississippians as smart as you? Do you all live in small castles? Is there really no such thing as a Mississippi shoe? This web site is such a hastle! By the way. That was a cool e-mail.

09/11/98 23:57:39

Name: drew-dog	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: i thought they were swedish	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: only slightly...i'm always high and to the right	Can you walk on glass?: only when walking on my hands
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: i lived in dayton castleman's closet!(not that it was loud or chaotic, i just thought everyone should know)	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: does scott key count as a toy?	Who is Agent Tom?: mmmm...hairy chested mate!

Comments:
pa...tell me a story. but this time there is no need to use visual aids.

09/02/98 08:53:20

Name: Richard Gray	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: No, roaches are part of the Borg Collective	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Yes, but prefer to use artillery	Can you walk on glass?: I can walk on glass in its unrefined state
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I can neither confirm nor deny	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No, but I am unnerved by them	Who is Agent Tom?: Isn't he related to Major Tom?

Comments:
O, let us pay the time but needful woe Since it hath been beforehand with our griefs. This England never did, or never shall, Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror, But when it first did help wound itself. Now these her princes are come home again, Come the three corners of the world in arms, And we shall shock them. Nought shall make us rue, If England to itself do rest but true.

08/29/98 05:03:50

Name: Mary S. Niewola	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: i don't know, i've never considered it before	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: if the reason for doing so was worth the effort	Can you walk on glass?: with or without shoes?
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: i do not sleep at all in a loud chaotic enviroment	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: to a torturous degree indeed	Who is Agent Tom?: if i told you i'd have to kill you

Comments:
I MISS MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08/28/98 16:40:29

Name: Mimi	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Absolutely	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Like a Champ	Can you walk on glass?: Only if it is unbroken
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: What? I can't hear you.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Especially talking Barney	Who is Agent Tom?: I will never reveal that information because it may endanger my country's well-being

Comments:
What fun! Obviously, you guys are a rather well-educated group of young men. I am impressed.

08/28/98 15:01:34

Name: Shelby "Chubs" Roberts	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: no	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: yes	Can you walk on glass?: no
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: no	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: no	Who is Agent Tom?: my friend

Comments:
You guys have way to much free time on your hands! Keep up the good work.

08/28/98 14:44:31

Name: The Rev'd John Allen Taylor Bankson	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Compared to what?	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: "Use" is a very broad term.	Can you walk on glass?: It is my spiritual gift.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I have two children under the age of four. What do you think?	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Actually Tickle Me Elmo and I have a very cordial relationship.	Who is Agent Tom?: (Liberal Presbyterian answer)Who do you want him to be? Each of us constructs his/her own personal Agent Tom every day. My Agent Tom may be 5'4" and smell of string cheese, while yours may weigh 750 lbs. and roam up and dow the aisles of the Shop-aSnak, looking for Nutty Buddies. But the important thing is that we each celebrate the Agent Tom within each of us, while positively affirming the Agent Tom in everyone else, no matter how grotesque we may regard him/her at first We are all beautiful on the inside.

Comments:
There is a rumour going around that I am somehow related to Timothy Stephen Taylor. I refrain from answering any questions about these allegations unless my attorney is present.

08/26/98 18:43:49

Name: susan olivo	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: what does sentient mean?	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: in times of great need	Can you walk on glass?: broken or unbroken?
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: just exactly what do you mean by that?	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: yes	Who is Agent Tom?: how did you find out about him?!

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08/25/98 18:34:58

Name: evo shandor	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: what is beings?	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: i once was a jedi, like my father before me, but a paralysing fear of the Red Ryder has come over me since master na shot out my window	Can you walk on glass?: as long as it's not broken
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: there is no such thing as chaotic, but i can sleep if it's loud	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: yes	Who is Agent Tom?: i thought it was only fruit juice, i swear

Comments:
i love dayton.

08/24/98 02:12:11

Name: Baby Ruth	My Email: Email Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: unified, yes.
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: who made up this one?	Can you walk on glass?: who can't?	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: only when loverboy's by my side.
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: I AM Chuckie!	Who is Agent Tom?: I can't remember, but I've been influenced by him.

Comments:
You people have too much time on your hands for being college students/graduates! Isn't there a newspaper or yearbook to be worked on at the last minute?!

08/22/98 12:30:15

Name: Big Bad Chaz Daddy	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: groovy	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: buggin	Can you walk on glass?: trippy
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: slick	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: smooth daddy	Who is Agent Tom?: right on

Comments:
The newly formed webpage for Chuck and the Basement is now open for visitors, just come over to www.geocities.com/bourbonstreet/delta/8777 it stinks compared to Rompo's but hey it's there...

08/22/98 04:09:53

Name: Apologeticus	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: only Gonzali	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I'm a lover not a fighter	Can you walk on glass?: yeah, but it really hurts!
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: only if heavy drinking is involved	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: only if heavy drinking is involved	Who is Agent Tom?: That very tasty yet tricky beverage. He won't get me!!

Comments:
Are you a god? Dayton Castleman is an internet website god! This is so great it makes me want to send Dayton a nice fruit basket. Thanks for the memories, bro.

08/19/98 21:08:19

Name: Chuck da Last Don	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: no, that is, unless they have partaken of El Castillo Surprise...	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: to shoot out Hagen's rear window...	Can you walk on glass?: does the pope wear a funny hat?
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: i got three words for you: P, U, and B.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: hehehe...i am the key master.	Who is Agent Tom?: the elixer of the gods (trapped in this dimension)

Comments:
112 visitors, wowwee...that's mighty impressive...El Castillo rules, long live el castillo, but it is being run by a tyrant (Senor Brian "Smokey" Perry) He is trying to suppress and oppress through suppression and oppression. Please help us, we are a smal village, and El Guapo, I mean Senor Perry is ruthlessly raping our horses and riding off on our women...we will give any brave souls 500 pesos to help us overthrow Senor Perry and help set up a puppet regime that would ultimatly be ruled by Niglet. Many hanks, please help us....

08/15/98 17:27:17

Name: Sarah-Bean	My URL: Visit Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: They are beings deserving the sensation of death by Red Ryder BB gun.
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I never got the chance.	Can you walk on glass?: Sure, can't everyone?	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: If it's loud and chaotic I sleep elsewhere.
Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Especially if they're clowns..	Who is Agent Tom?: Was I supposed to know that by now?

Comments:
The fish! What's become of the fish?! Someone must speak for the voiceless ones... It's a great sight, I had a blast TRYING to peek in and explore El Castillo... :) Long Live whatever form of government reigns now!

08/04/98 21:19:06

Name: Aaron Gentry	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: yes	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: yes	Can you walk on glass?: sometimes
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I roomed with Collin	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: only if they look like Charles	Who is Agent Tom?: A powerful alcholic beverage

Comments:
May the Castillian empire endure forever and all their enemies burn in the eternal fires of Belhaven hell.

07/29/98 04:27:10

Name: Betty Brack	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: evolved,not created
Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: yes	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: no

Comments:
the roach tablets work. Buy them!

07/29/98 01:43:29

Name: Gwedo	Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: More sentient than Barry.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Can I use a Red Ryder BB Gun? Shut up! You're worse dan da pizza boy.
Can you walk on glass?: I can walk on ya face.	Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Like a hit?	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Wackem.
Who is Agent Tom?: If he aint NHP, he aint nutin.

Comments:
Dis "el Castillo" thing is cool. But whats up wit da NHP? Aint we gatta web presence? Or da we jus gatta hackup da G-men's site?

07/20/98 02:11:15

Name: Bill Clinton	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: More sentient than myself.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Never picked up a gun in my life. I run from 'em.	Can you walk on glass?: That's what Hillary said.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I never sleep soundly.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: No. Only talking interns.	Who is Agent Tom?: Didn't he just testify against me?

Comments:
They ought to let these Castillian boys run things around here. Vote Castillian.

07/12/98 12:37:23

Name: Nancy	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: mmmmmmmm? thats a tough one	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: no but I LOVE that Christmas movie!!	Can you walk on glass?: nope but I broke a window last week! Does' that count?
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: nope	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: nope	Who is Agent Tom?: Arnold???

Comments:
Thanks for inviting me to your site! It's preety crazy I had a great chuckle! Your art work is beautiful and well about the roach I'm not sure what to think! :-) Noticed in the picture with your sombrero on you had a Michigan sweatshirt? Are you from ther ? If no GOOOOO BLLLLUEEEEE! Keep up the great work!

07/05/98 18:07:19

Name: Dan "the man" Marks	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Yes, to be killed on sight	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Yes, proficiently. I killed a baby roach at 200 yards.	Can you walk on glass?: Do I have to wear shoes?
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Who doesn't?	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: What? Where?	Who is Agent Tom?: The Plane of Nirvana

Comments:
Greetings from the Big House!

07/05/98 02:17:17

Name: el Presidente Brian Perry	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: It doesn't matter, their deaths are justified.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Does the pope wear a funny hat? Do I wear a funny hat? Is there a connection?	Can you walk on glass?: How can you tell the difference? [Monster Foot eats glass for breakfast.]
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: I only sleep soundly.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Prack.	Who is Agent Tom?: Classified.

Comments:
For further information concerning el Castillo I suggest "Senior Castillo: Cock of the Island" by Helen Claire. It is a children's book about a Spanish Rooster and his adventures. You may also visit Yucatan, Tulum, El Castillo in Mexico, although it has no relation to El Castillo in Jackson, Mississippi.

07/04/98 06:58:53

Name: Rita Sanchez	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Si! Es la verdad!	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: With much skill.	Can you walk on glass?: of course.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: yes.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: I taught them to talk.	Who is Agent Tom?: My partner, right here.

Comments:
Paco, If you're out there we need your help here in Cuernavaca. The rabid dogs are running amok and the babies won't stop crying. I can't take it anymore! You're my only hope. Rita

07/03/98 05:07:25

Name: Rompo Chianti	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: What's sentient?	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: I can use a REAL B.B. gun.	Can you walk on glass?: Why?
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: No, I sleep pretty good.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: I used to have some.	Who is Agent Tom?: I think we wacked him last week.

Comments:
Once a Chianti, always a Chianti.

07/02/98 22:48:19

Name: Banfi Chianti	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Yes	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Like it was my own willie.	Can you walk on glass?: No. I might cut my ......
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: No	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: Nope. Chucky is my boy.	Who is Agent Tom?: Jack Daniel's fifth cousin.

Comments:
Long live the Castillian Empire!

07/02/98 22:46:23

Name: Emperor Dayton Castleman II	My URL: Visit Me	My Email: Email Me
Do you consider roaches sentient beings?: Of course.	Can you use a Red Ryder BB Gun?: Like a legend.	Can you walk on glass?: If need be.
Do you sleep soundly in a loud, chaotic enviroment?: Only if there is rainwater splashing on my face.	Are you fearfully paralyzed by talking toys?: I enjoy them, actually.	Who is Agent Tom?: You scoff, then he sneaks up on you and it's all over.

Comments:
Long live el Castillo. May you one day leap from the edges of the earth into legendary oblivion.