*I play the game, I play it smart, my energy comes from the heart. I use my head, I move my feet, don't mess with me, I'm 100% ATHLETE!
*I didn't mean to hurt you, but you're sexy when you cry. Maybe I really loved you, but ain't I cute when I lie?
*The day we met, the angels whispered "perfect."
*My momma told me never to talk to strangers..I don't talk to myself anymore..
*Commitment: It's like bacon and eggs. The chicken participates, the pig is committed.
*About the time we think we can make ends meet, someone moves the ends.--Herbert Hoover
*I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!
*I'm sweeter than Mandy, crazier than Britney, I can grant you more wishes than Christina, but like Jessica, I think I'm in love with you.
*I couldn't repair your brakes, but I made your horn louder.
*I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
*A sunny life without a little rain is a desert.
*You can jugde me all you want, just keep the verdict to yourself.
*A relationship is like a pet boa constrictor: feed it every day, or bad things happen.
*It's not "When Wild Animals Attack!" It's more like "When Stupid People Get Bit!"
*I'm a biotch! I'm a tease! I'm a goddess on my knees! But when you hurt and when you suffer, I'm your angel undercover!
*How many hot, rich, funny, sweet guys are there out there?? .....two, but they're dating each other!
*I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
*If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
*If my love for you took the form of water, I'd be drowning.
*You're like a traffic ticket; you've got F-I-N-E written all over you!
*My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
*Blondes can tease, but brunettes can please!
*In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
*Life is a lesson, you learn it when you're through.
*I've kissed enough frogs. Where the heck is my freakin prince?!?
*There are no shortcuts in life to anywhere worth going.
*In order to become old and wise, you have to be young and stupid.
*Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply!
*No one ever got ahead by sitting on their behind.
*When the officer says: "Gee, Son. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" Reply: "Gee, Officer. Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
*I don't have PMS; I just don't like you!
*Don't wait for the light at the end of the tunnel. Go light it yourself.
*If I kiss him, will he stop talking?
*I went from candy and toys to cell phones and boys!
*Hey you! Off my planet!
*Cancel my subscription..I'm over your issues!
*The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
*Don't play stupid; I'm better at it than you are.
*You're jealousy is my energy. Ever wonder why I'm so hyper?
*A failure to plan is a plan for failure.
*Everyone who lives dies, but not everyone who dies truly lives.
*Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.
*Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you are abusing the priviledge!
*Sometimes your mind doesn't want you to be in love, but deep down you know you are.
*They say true love hides around every corner...I must be walking in circles!
*If loving you is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
*A girl and a guy can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.
*A smile is a curve that can straighten out a whole lot of things.
*Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift..that's why we call it the present!
*I tell him everything, and i mean EVERYTHING. So why can't I tell him he means everything to me?
*When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
*I had a dream I still loved you..I think I woke up SCREAMING!
*huked on foniks wrkt fer me, kant cha tel?
*Tears are words the mouth can't say.
*The worst way to miss someone is to have them sitting right beside you, but knowing you can't have them.
*The shortest word for me is I
The sweetest word for me is LOVE
The only one for me is YOU
*I still miss my ex, but my aim's improving!
*If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!
*A dream is a wish you made while you were asleep.
*There is no I in S-L-U-T, but there is a U.
*Children in the dark cause accidents; accidents in the dark cause children.
*Love is like a game of Tug-a-War...one JERK after another!
*Please tell your pants it's not nice to point!
*How can you be friends with someone if every time you look at them, it makes you want them even more?
*If kisses were the water, I would give you the sea. If hugs were the leaves, I would give you a tree. But if love was time, I would give you eternity.
*If you're gonna climb the ladder to success, don't that boy look up your dress. He'll say you're pretty, he'll say you're fine, but nine months later, he'll say "I swear AIN'T MINE!"
*I'm all that and a bag of chips..Screw that! I'm the whole damn party mix!
*I have PMS and a gun..excuse me, did you have something to say?
*How much do I love you? Let me count your money!
*Man is king of his castle. A king is a ruler. A ruler is twelve inches. Still think you're a man?
*I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
*Forget Twizzlers! I'll make your mouth happy!
