*Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army; they'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning, but it back for $.75.
*Have you ever noticed anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anybody going faster than you is a maniac?
*MENtal anxiety,
MENtal breakdown,
MENstrual cramps,
MENopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN?!
*Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.
*When I die, bury me upside down so that the whole world can kiss my ass!
*I'm a genie in a bottle; you're a tramp in a lamp.
