*You might have to crawl even after you walk.
*Life's like a dance, you learn as you go. Sometimes you lead, and sometimes you follow.
*It looks like ugly was on sale and you bought it!
*Experience is the worst teacher: it gives you the test before the lesson.
*Before you decide to live by the "Early Bird" policy, figure out if you're the bird or the worm.
*Earth is full; go home!
*He who laughs last thinks slowest.
*Guys are like a pair of shoes; it's more fun to wear a different pair every day.
*I'm NOT supposed to love you, I'm NOT supposed to care, I'm NOT supposed to live my life wishing you were there, I'm NOT supposed to wonder where you are and what you have to do, I'm SORRY I can't help myself, I fell in love with you.
*Do Not Disturb. I'm disturbed enough already.
*You're just jealous cause the voices speak to me.
*I would slap you, but shit splatters!
*Drink til he's cute, but stop before the wedding.
*I am a sweet petite, about five feet, the cutest shorty you'll ever meet, perfect smile, lil waist, lips the guys wanna taste, pretty hair, sexy eyes, see I got you hypnotized!
*That's alright, that's okay, you're gonna pump my gas someday!
*Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.
*What not to say when breaking up with someone: "There are probably better fish in the sea, and well..I'm ready to go fishing!
*A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.
*Last night, I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars.
*Don't settle for one you can live with. Wait for the one you can't live without.
*God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made *name* so darn sexy!
*Love makes life so confusing, but without love, would you want to live?
*Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?!?
*Well, if I called the wrong number, then why did you answer?
*He holds me when I start to cry, makes me smile with just his eyes, shares my hopes, dreams, and fears, wipes away all my tears, I love him without regret, I just haven't found him yet.
*I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow ain't lookin too good either!
*I'm sugar and spice and everything nice. Before you mess with me, you best think twice!
*The closest thing you'll ever come to a brainstorm is a light drizzle!
*A break up is like a broken mirror; it's better to leave it alone than to hurt yourself trying to piece it back together.
*Kisses spread germs, and germs are hated; so kiss me, baby! I'm vaccinated!
*I'm like milk; I do your body good!
*No one's a virgin; life screws us all!
*Hi. I'm probably home; I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call you back, it's you!
*I don't have a cow, so I don't need your bull!
*I'm trying to graduate with a 4.0...BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL!
*I'd try to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ASS!
*I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it!
*Don't think of it as losing; think of it as getting beat by a girl!
*Go find a straw, cause YOU SUCK!
*Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy. Check three friends; if they're okay, you're it!
*I wasn't kissing him; I was checking for cavities!
*If you treat a woman like an object, that's just wrong; but if you treat an object like a woman, that's just DISGUSTING!
*Guys suck! But they're so darn cute!
*Don't upset me; I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
*I haven't found my Mr. Right yet; just Mr. Rude, Mr. He Thinks He Looks Better Than Me, and Mr. Gives A New Meaning To P-I-G.
*I'm not smiling at you; I'm trying not to laugh!
*Guys are like taxis: whenever you need one, they're not there. But whenever you don't, they're everywhere!
*Struttin our stuff, shakin our booties, me -n- my girls are lil cuties!
*If bein hot were a sport, I'd be a PRO!
*2 lovers 2 be 2gether 4ever = 10der love
*Some people get lost in thought cause it's such unfamiliar territory!
*Your name should be Campbells cause you're Mmm...Mmm..GOOD!
*This is an AT&T and MCI conversation, so SPRINT your way out of it!
*I just realized it's so lonely being free....
*Can I get directions to your heart? I'm kinda lost in your eyes..
*Remember, whatever you do today you'll have to sleep with tonight.
*Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
*24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case..coincidence??
*Redneck's famous last words: "Hey y'all! Watch this!"
*A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey.
*Whoever said that $MONEY$ couldn't bring happiness went shopping at the wrong malls!
*When all else fails, look cute!
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*Imagine your life without me...miserable, huh?
*Sometimes I dream of being carried off by a giant squirrell..does that make me a nut?
*Some may call it XTC, some may call it destiny, some may call it meant to be, but I just call it you and me.
*This day was a total waste of make-up!
*Mirrors don't talk; and lucky for you, they don't laugh either!
*Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Life is short, so party we must!
*It is only when you see people acting rediculous that you realize how much you love them.
*A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
*Guys are like a pair of shoes; all but the stinky ones are taken!
*Life is like a roll of toilet paper; the shorter it gets, the faster it goes!
