*I loved you when I thought we would be together forever, loved you when I thought you were gone for good. I loved you when you came back again, and now, I'll still love you as I say goodbye and know it's really the end.
*I don't want to fall for you, you just keep tripping me.
*I'm threw with guys! They all tell lies! Loving them is such a sin! Hey, check out that guy who just walked in!
*Why is it that the only person who can truly stop your heart from breaking is usually the one who started breaking it to begin with?
*If you look confident, you can pull anything off...even if you have no clue what you're doing.
*Every hottie with a body needs a cutie with a booty!
*Two words guys hate to hear are "don't" and "stop"...unless you put them together.
*I know you think I'm hot, I know you think I'm fine, but do like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!
*The best smell in the world is that of the man you love.
*I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, then I realized that suicide's a crime!
*You're only bad if you get caught...so that makes me a good girl, RIGHT??
*I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!
*Learn to listen; opportunity sometimes knocks very softly.
*The hardest part about walking away from you is knowing you will never run after me.
*You can say you love me, but until you prove it, it means nothing.
*Nothing hurts more than realizing that he meant everything to you, and you meant nothing to him.
*Guys are players, that's a fact! Don't fall in love, just play em back!
*Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
*I'm loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, but wanted by plenty!
*I was born to please and taught to tease!
*Star light..star bright..WHERE THE HECK IS MR. RIGHT?!?
*Baby, if you need space, JOIN NASA!
*Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely, remember it's true: somebody somewhere is thinking of you.
*Don't be a guy, the world is full of guys; be a MAN!
*Guys are like a piece of gum; when they lose their flavor, you just pop in a new one!
*Did it hurt when I fell from Heaven? No, but it did when they clipped my wings for being the devil.
*If you love your man, then set him free..if he doesn't come back, then he's with me!
*The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws!
*Be nice to your kids; they pick your nursing home!
*You say you can't stand to see me get hurt; so do you close your eyes when you hurt me?
*If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes?? Then why do you wear a bra??
*If you think that something small can't make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.
*The first time I saw you, I knew that it was true, I'd love you forever, and that's what I'll do, you don't know what you do to me, you don't have clue, you don't know what it's like to be me looking at you.
*Competition is NADA; there ain't nobody HOTTA!
*Guys are like roller coasters; they either make you sick to your stomach or give you the ride of your life.
*If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
*If it weren't for boys, I'd quit school!
*I hope life isn't a big joke, cause I don't get it!
*Smile! It makes people wonder what you did last night.
*Guys are like lava lamps; pretty to look at, but not too bright.
*I took the road not taken, and got lost!
*Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
*For each action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
*If you're asking if I need you, the answer is forever. If you're asking if I'll leave you, the answer is never. If you're asking what I value, the answer is you. If you're asking if I love you, the answer is I do.
*A conscience is what hurts when every other part of you feels good.
*A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
*Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
*If I could be an angel, I would make your every wish come true. But I'm only human, just a girl who's loving you.
*Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
*Junk is something you've kept for years, and throw away three weeks before you need it.
*Experience is a great thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake once you make it again.
*I wish I may..I wish I might..be the one you're wishing for tonight.
*Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
*If you go in search of honey, you've got to expect to get stung by the bees.
*If you don't want the enema, don't be the asshole!
*I'm sweet as Heaven, I'm hot as Hell! I'm the finest girl, as you can tell!
*B-I-T-C-H: Babe In Total Control of Herself --OR-- Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hot--GO AHEAD! call me one!
*Treat me like an angel, and I'll be your lil devil!
*Save water; shower with me!
*If I was you, I'd want me!
*M-A-M-A you wonder how you got that way! Yo mama! Yeah, yeah! Yo mama!
*D-A-D-D-Y you don't even know that guy! Yo daddy! Yeah, yeah! Yo daddy!
*If you're naughty, go to your room. If you want to be naughty, go to mine!
*You can say I'm crazy; yes, it's true! I'm crazy bout one thing, and baby, that's you!
*There are easier things than finding a great guy; nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance!
*Everyone has a photographic memory; most are just out of film.
*The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
*Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.
*I'm 32% hottie, 15% naughty, 28% fine, 23% of I bet ya wanna be mine, and 2% innocent. It all equals out to 100% of what your man wants!
*It's not easy being me, but it's always fun watching people try!
*Guys are like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
*In some cultures, what I do is considered normal!
*Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we??
