*Guys are like a deck of cards; you get some kings, but mose of them are JACKS!
*My name ain't Elmo, but you can tickle me if you want!
*Life ain't a garden, so quit bein a hoe!
*A legal kiss is never as good as a stolen one.
*I wasn't kissing him; I was whispering in his mouth,
*A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only good kisses are the ones tasted!
*Guys are like roses; you've got to watch out for the pricks!
*I'm and angel! Honest! The horns are only there to keep the halo up straight!
*I ran into my ex the other day, put it in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN!
*Men are like toilets; the good ones are taken, and the rest are full of shit!
*Computers..hmm..well, it freezes up on me, it plays games with me, and I can turn it on with the press of a button..yep, you could basicly call it a guy!
*One day, your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions!
*Never fall in love with the boy next door; trust me, HE WILL MOVE!
*Common sense isn't that common.
*You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
*Don't say you wish you were old enough to do something; you are simply wishing your life away.
*Guys are like stars; there are a lot of em out there, but only one can make your wish come true.
*Love is when you've run out of excuses for hating someone.
*East to the sea, west to the lands, death to the girl who touches my man!
*Guys are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken.
*Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and have their shoes!
*The hardest thing to do is watch someone you love, love someone else.
*If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?
*Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
*To the world, you may be just a person, but to a person, you may be the world.
*A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point.
*Everyone says you only fall in love once. That's not true, because every time I hear your voice, I fall in love all over again.
*The harder you fall, the higher you bounce back.
*When your back's against a wall, you can't lie down.
*There is no revenge greater than forgiveness.
*Don't say you love me unless you mean it, cause I might do something crazy like believe it.
*If you love someone, then let them go. If they return to you, then your love was meant to be. If they don't, then their love was never yours to begin with.
*Honk if you love Britney Spears! Then drive your car into the nearest tree!
*When you make your mark in the world, watch for people with erasers.
*If I you live to be a hundred, I wish to be a hundred minus one day so that I don't have to live a day without you.
*You were born with wings, why prefer to crawl through life?
*Women are like tea bags; you never know how strong they are until your put them in hot water.
*I don't wish to be everything to everybody, but I would like to be something to somebody.
*Keep trying, it is only from the valley that the mountain looks high.
*If you want a rainbow, you've got to put up with a little rain.
*There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
*Guys are like slinkies; it's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
*Sometimes I miss being six; skinned knees are easier to mend than broken hearts.
*Love is when you can't sleep because reality is better than your dreams.
*When you lay your heart at someone's feet, it's hard for them not to step on it.
*If I can only be with you in my dreams, then let me sleep forever.
*Girls are like phones; they like to be help and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you'll be disconnected.
*If you're nice, you can call me sweetie. If you're sweet, you can call me honey. But if you're hot, you can call me tonight!
*I don't come with dice, so don't play me.
*Guys are like crayons; 64 are better than one.
*The secret to happiness is to make your vocation your vacation.
*Just believe, and you will receive.
*Improve, don't change.
*Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell's afraid I'd take over!
*One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, FLOOR!
*Santa's very jolly cause he knows where all the bad girls live!
*All good girls and boys got to Heaven. I guess that's why I wasn't invited..hmm...
*Do I look like a grocery item to you?!? I see you checking me out!
*An immature love says 'I love you because I need you.' A mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'
*Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
*Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
*I didn't ask to be a princess but, hey, if the crown fits!
*Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight. You can have it when I'm done!
*I don't have an attitude problem. It's supposed to be like this!
*I must be wishing on someone else's star because SHE keeps getting what I'M wishing for!
*If still loving you means I'm weak, then I'm very weak.
*If you kiss someone you love, then it's great. But just imagine kissing someone you are truly, and madly in love with. There is no greater feeling.
*It's better to let someone think you're an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
*If all my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
*Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
*Remember, every minute spent angry is 60 seconds of happiness wasted.
*It's amazing how long someone can hold your heart after they quit holding your hand.
*It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you aren't.
*Why is that we don't always recognize the moment love begins, but we always know when it ends?
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