1)Wear a top hat.
2)Throw popcorn in the air and yell "It's snowing!"
3)Go "Oooo..." whenever someone kisses.
4)Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5)Make a noise like you're passing gas and go "Aaah.."
6)Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for your asthma.
7)Play leap frog down the aisle.
8)Yell out loudly "Stop molesting me!"
9)Gently, very softly, place some popcorn on the head of the person sitting in front of you.
10)Get up and start dancing whenever you hear music.
11)Scream out "Hey, this isn't Bambi!"
12)Yell "FIRE!" and moon the people coming out the exit.
13)Yell to the projectionist "Can you pause it? I gotta pee!"
14)Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
15)Yell out what's going to happen.
16)Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls' bathroom is flooding.
17)Wear a cape, and when it's your turn to get popcorn, yell "I'm Batman! Ha ha ha!" and run away.
18)Tell someone they can't sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.
19)Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea, and wink while smiling.
20)During the previews, yell "Can you fast-forward it?"
1)We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
2)No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.
3)We like to get hugs and kisses sometimes, too.
4)Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5)Don't treat us like crap; what goes around comes around.
6)We know you're pretty; that's one of the reasons we're going out with you.
7)Don't go into detail about your period; it scares us.
8)If you have cramps, and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9)If you really liked us for what we are, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns look cool.
10)We don't shave our legs; get over it.
11)NEVER ask to put make-up on us; it's just wrong.
12)Don't make bets about us; one of your friends will tell us if you do.
13)When we tell you you're not fat, believe us,
14)We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like, for that matter.
15)We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can do it standing up.
16)Just because you think you're always right doesn't mean you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong".
17)You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18)We can't always be spontaneous, so help us make the plans sometimes.
19)Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you; you just might get what you asked for.
20)Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say."
21)Don't pretend like you're going to break up with us, then laugh when we believe you.
22)Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23)Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24)PMS is not an excuse.
25)If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26)Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was; that doesn't turn us on.
27)And always remember: the way to a guy's heart is through his stomach. And maybe..oh never mind..
28)And last, but not least: we know you're not always right, but we'll pretend you are anyways.
1)Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2)We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3)Don't say you understand when you don't.
4)Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest.
5)You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6)Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7)If you talk about having a big dick, we know you don't.
8)Size does mater, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships.
9)We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10)A system in your car will only impress your homeboys.
11)No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12)It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13)If you did something wrong, or even if you didn't, apologize.
14)Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15)We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16)We are drama queens.
17)Fasion police do exist.
18)Do not ask us to give you head; if you're nice, you just might get it.
19)We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your guy friends talk about.
20)Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21)We don't shave our legs everyday; get over it.
22)Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23)Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard, or mustache looks, we hate it.
24)Even if you think it would be cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange noises from your body, it is not.
25)Don't compare our breats with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. You have a better chance with ours than you ever will with hers.
26)It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27)We are beautiful at all times.
28)We will always think we're fat; so humor us and tell us we're not.
29)You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the heck can't you piss in the toilet and not on it?!?
30)Always pay attention to what we say, even if it isn't important.
31)Most importantly: we are always right, so don't forget it.
