1)Know how to make you smile even when you're feeling down.
2)Try to secretly smell your hair but you always notice.
3)Stick up for you but still respect your independence.
4)Fit his arms firmly around you.
5)Hint that he wants to kiss you.
6)Make his hands always find yours.
7)Be really cute when he wants something.
8)Be so wrapped up in everything else, but still have time for you.
9)Never run out of new games to play.
10)Never run out of good jokes.
11)Never run out of love.
12)Be funny, but still know when to be serious.
13)Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14)Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15)React so cutely when you hit him, and it actually hurts.
16)Smile.
17)Kiss you.
18)Try to hide that one stuffed animal when you come over.
19)Act like Mr. Big.
20)Apologize for acting like Mr. Big.
21)Ask for a pen in class when you know he has one.
22)Blast the music when he picks up the phone.
23)Turn it off when he notices that you are on the phone.
24)Look at you during class and make you get butterflies in your stomach.
25)Hug you on a bad day, and the clouds seem to lift.
1)You ever heard the phrase "May the force be with y'all."
2)Your jedi robe is camouflage.
3)You've ever used your light saber to open a can of Bud Light.
4)At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.
5)You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
6)You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
7)The worst part of spendin time on Dagubah is the dadgum skeeters.
8)Wookies are offended by your B.O.
9)You have ever used the force to get you another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
10)You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
11)You're father has ever said to you "Shoot, Son. Come on over to the dark side. It'll be a hoot!"
12)You have ever had your R-2 unit use its electro-shock thingy to light a barbecue grill.
13)You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
14)You have ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
15)You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut, and you have to get in through the windows.
16)Although you had to kill him, you thought that Jabba the Hut had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17)You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
18)You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
19)You were the only one drinkin Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
20)You hear "Luke, I am your father..and your uncle."
Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue,
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flappin in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's, and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excites me in May.
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.
Yore as graceful as okry, just a-dancin in the pan.
And as fragrant as SunDrop, right out of the can.
You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits;
Well, I'm in hawg heaven! Plumb outta my wits!
And speakin of wits, you've got plenty fer shore.
Cuz you married me, back in '74.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape, yore there for yore man,
To patch up life's troubles, and stick em in the can.
Yore as strong as a four-wheeler, racin through the mud,
Yet fragile as that sanger, named Naomi Judd.
Yore as cute as a junebug, a-buzzin overhead.
You ain't mean like no far ant, upon which I oft tread.
Cut from the best pattern, like a flannel shirt of plaid,
You sparked up my life, like a Rattletrap shad.
When you hold me real tight, like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; ain't nuttin I lack.
Yore complexion it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin,
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin.
And when you get old, like a '57 Chevy,
Won't put you on blocks, and let grass grow up heavy.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie, with an RC cold drank,
We go together; like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate, for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger's; "That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds, from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, Honey, these will not do.
For you are too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
Better than diamonds; it's a new trollin motor!
1)Laugh really loudly for no reason.
2)On a serve yourself coke machine, fill your cup with ice and just stand there until someone tells you it's over-flowing.
3)Run into peoples' tables and say "OH SORRY!"
4)Stomp your foot and say "OH MY GOD! They don't have tacos!"
5)Listen into peoples' conversations and laugh when they laugh.
6)Sing the Taco Bell song over and over again until someone tells you to stop.
7)After you've filled your cup, trip and say "Oh, at least they're free!"
8)Look at the toys and say "My Gosh! What cheap toys!"
9)Walk by people's tables and steal their fries.
10)Bring a newspaper over to someone's table and ask "Do you have the answer to 7 down on this morning's crossword puzzle?" When they say no, steal some fries and go on to the next table.
11)Leave your tray and trash in the bathroom.
12)When you're in the bathroom, say "Does anyone have a lot of toilet paper I can borrow?"
13)Leave all the trash at the top of the trashcan.
14)If someone is in the bathroom, "Kick the door and yell "Get out of my bathroom!"
15)When no one is in the bathroom, lock the door and decorate the bathroom with toilet paper.
16)Make the shape of a gun with your hand and stick in your shirt and say "Give me all your fries!" Then say "No, I'm only kidding. I'd like to order please."
