El Juno Glossary
Or
What the hell does THAT mean?
Mux: Fuck. Not as in the sexual sense, but, for instance "Muxed up" means "Fucked up." It's an honest-to-gods old New England term, believe it or not. EXAMPLE: "The end of 02 REALLY muxed up the characters..."
Quare: Messed up. Despite sounding like an anti-gay comment, it's a different word. QUARE. Not Queer. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. EXAMPLE: "That's wicked friggin' quare, man."
Monkey Crack: General term for drugs. Being on Monkey Crack just refers to being generally messed up. EXAMPLE: "The dubbers are on Monkey Crack"
Friggin': Fucking. Yet another example of my Bostonian upbringing. EXAMPLE: "That's wicked friggin' quare, man."
Wicked: Majorly. Another Bostonian comment. EXAMPLE: "For a wicked good time" (Thought I'd use wicked friggin' quare again, didn't you?)
PCQ: Pinko Commie Queer. A holdover from McCarthyism, someone who scores highly on this is likely revolutionary, gay, or both. EXAMPLE: "El Juno has a wicked high PCQ rating..."
Perkygoff: They don't exist, but Thornn's still one of 'em. Generally a Goth who will STILL smile and bounce. EXAMPLE: "Jeez, Thornn, could you be more Perkygoff if you TRIED?"
Perky: Most often a synonym for "Perkygoff." EXAMPLE: "Thornn. Stop going Perky, goddammit!"
Maynard: Maynard James Keenan, lead singer of A Perfect Circle and leader of Tool. Thornn is to Maynard as Fluffy the Tokomon (from LTOI) is to Tai. Often typed as MAAAAYYYYYNNNNNAAARRRDDD! EXAMPLE: Thornn - "MAAAYYYNNNAAARRRDDD!"
Wobbly: Member of the IWW. Juno is not a member, but she uses their terms often. EXAMPLE: "As the wobblies put it SO bloody well, Direct Action Gets Results."
Mopeygoth: The general term for a Goth. What Juno SOMETIMES aspires to. EXAMPLE: "I'm a Mopeygoth. We don't smile."
Gothic Punk/Gothpunk: What Juno REALLY is. Basically, an anarchist Goth who can hold their own in the mosh pit. SEE: Gothpunk.com for more info. EXAMPLE: "Okay, fine. I'm a Gothpunk. You happy now?"
God: Neil Gaiman.
The Great One: Neil Gaiman.
The Dried-up old bitch: Anne Rice.
"I am going to kill you."/"I WILL kill you.": "I love you dearly, but you shouldn't have said/done that."
"Just shoot me.": "I'm unspeakably embarrassed."
*snrk*: Almost a signature sound/word by now...a sign to take Juno even LESS seriously than usual.