Um...hi. If you are a veteran to the site, you know what this is about. It's a spin off of The 1900 House, a show that aired on PBS a while back, they put a family in a house from 1900 and they had to pretend like they were living in that year...yeah...no one really watched it. I originally started writing this in 8th grade, so a lot of it is not good and doesn't make sense now, but Tony liked it so I tried to keep it going....didn't work out too well...but I will try again! So, here goes...

Oh, and if you don't know what's going on, read Other Episodes first.

They picked a few bums off the street, because they couldn't find a family crazy enough to want to live in the North Dakota house. Here they are.

Betty
A papergirl who enjoys throwing rocks at people on skateboards.
Chris
One of those street monkey dance people who likes to rob seafood markets. (his monkey's name is Frank)
Krissy
A vicious gang leader who is rumored to have more than 27 tattoos.
Misty
A flower child/beatnick who enjoys interior design and trying to get girls to go out with him.
Marcel
A optimistic frenchman who likes everything and everybody.
Nicole
A perfectionist hairdresser who likes to skate upon little children.
Payge
The makeup lady who moved in. We're not sure what she likes to do.
Patrick
The president of the John Wayne fan club, enjoys ropin' cattle and sweating profusely.

Since we last visited the North Dakota House (about 3 years ago), a lot has changed. Sadly enough, Payge died mysteriously in an incident involving duct tape and peanut butter. Everyone else is pretty much okay though, and there are a few new people as well, which you will meet in this weeks episode.

But first, we will refresh you with an update of what's going on with everyone in the house

Patrick from the last episode moved into the house, and set up a ranch outside, now affectionately called Patrick's Pretty Pony Palace by everyone except him.
Patrick: Well, as long as the boys back home don't hear about this, it'll be alrigh'

Betty still proclaims herself the master chef of the house, but some of the other residents believe she had something to do with the mysterious death of Payge.
Betty: My homemade peanut butter did not have any connection with the death of that woman! =P

Chris, disheartened by the death of his monkey Frank last year, is usually found sulking in the cornfield. He has not lost his sense of humor though, and sometimes pretends to like Betty's cooking. How nice.
Chris: It's not that bad...

Krissy, the ever violent firestarter, successfully stopped the infomercials by smashing the television with a baseball bat.
Krissy: And they all thought I was good for nothing.

Misty is currently in an elongated state of sleep, undoubtedly from an overdose of incense and fizzy cola candies.
Misty: ..........

Marcel's croissant stand is still considered the best place to eat, considering the quality of Betty's cooking.
Betty/Chris: It's not that bad!
Marcel: I am thinking of starting a buffet....all different types of croissants for every possible taste!

Nicole says she has recovered from her fascination of Patrick, the gritty cowboy, but we don't believe her. She is constantly giving him gifts.
Nicole: When you give someone something from Bath & Body Works, do you care about them? No!
Well, she's got a point...

So, there you have it. I hope you feel refreshed and enlightened. Because now we must take a venture into the next episode of

THE NORTH DAKOTA HOUSE
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(dramatic pause)

Chris: Um.....what was that swishing noise?
Betty: I don't know.
Patrick: Sorry, that was me.
Everyone: GROSS!!!
Nicole: You guys reacted the same way when he did that yesterday...
Patrick: I said I'm sorry!
Marcel: We forgive you. Have a croissant, my friend.
Betty: This is getting boring. We've been stuck here in North Dakota for 4 years now. When is this thing over?
Krissy: I dunno, but I'm bustin' out.

In a fit of fury and rage, Krissy spontaneously combusts.

Chris: Well I wasn't expecting that...
Marcel: And I had made her a special croissant in the shape of a motorcycle...
Betty: Well, Nicole, looks like we're the only girls left in the house.
Nicole: We've got all the hot guys to ourself.
Nicole/Betty: HAHAHAHA!!! "hot"!!!! *snort*
Chris: You all are mean. We're sensitive guys...*sniff*
Patrick: It's okay, those womenfolk don't know a handsome feller when they see one.
Chris: Are you saying that I'm handsome?
Patrick: Uh...er...no.

After a moment of awkwardness, confusion, and disappointment of the girls as they realize there really are no cute guys in the house, the doorbell rings.

RING!

Betty: I'LL GET IT!!!!!!
Nicole: Noo! Me!!!
Betty: !@#$%^#$!

Betty and Nicole, whilst fighting for possesionthe doorknob, obtain multiple scratches and cuts. Marcel goes of to get band-aids, and Chris decides to edge around them to open the door.

Chris: Who is it?
Person: Me.
Chris: Well I can't let you in by that description alone..
Person: Just let me in okay?

Who is this mysterious person? Find out next time on

THE NORTH DAKOTA HOUSE
...swwiiiiiisssssshhhh...

Everyone: PATRICK!

Okay you guys, I tried to make something nice for you to read, so I hope you enjoyed that. I know who the person is, so you can be lookin' for an update sooner or later. ^_^

~xoxoxox~