March 12, 2004
Bush Guilty
From The News Agency, The People That Bring You The News
"George Bush is guilty" says John Kerry. And he’s trying to cover it up by pandering to his extremist right wing supporters. "The Emperor has no clothes" said Kerry to cheering supporters in a campaign speech yesterday. "George Bush owes us not only an explanation but an apology. There are people hurting out here in the America George Bush doesn’t know or care about."
The presidential hopeful conceded he had no evidence of actual wrong doing but he made a dramatic gesture and insisted it should be up to the White House to now "defend the indefensible." Administration officials are scrambling to respond. But the absence of specific charges "makes things that much more difficult" admits one senior aide. "We’re not quite sure how to respond to this in a manner a majority of voters find believable."
"George Bush is a big fat liar with his pants on fire." Concluded Senator Kerry. "Also, I’m publicly asking him to stop all the name calling in this campaign. The American people have a right to expect better."
- T.N.A.