Candied Beets [official Rolf fanlisting]

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About Rolf
Rolf is a character from the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd and Eddy. He lives on a farm and works it everyday, allday. Rolf is usually very kind to the Eds, and is always willing to give them advice and help when they need it. He is also always coming up with weird, and sometimes vulgar sayings. Here are some sayings by Rolf..

� May shower scum devour your head!

� Foolish youth! The soil knows all!

� Your garden is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft.

� Those Ed-Boys are crazy like chickens - except they lay no eggs.

� May your nose fester with the rage of olives!

� My eyebrow is growing like a garden weed.

� Has anyone ever told you your hair resembles the backside of a chicken?

� The hay is warm and tells Rolf all.

� Stuffed pigs head - a favourite of my country.

� This is better than counting chickens!

� Aaah, candied beets to calm my nerves.

� Careful! As the dogs have had their way with that water pump.

� Life is to short not to smell the porcelain.

� Never use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters!

� Aah, the artichoke thickens.

� The city air is thick like Nano's toenail.

� It is stubborn like an ingrown backhair.

� Seeing you covered in filth reminds me of my youth.

� Hello fellows, can I scrub you?

� Tell me how good my fish sticks are, ah? ah?

� Now spin them around like a sick goat.

� My feet swell with joy!

� Rolf's premature facial hair burdens him.

� The hot steam makes Rolf's flesh shed tears of impurity.

� I will be performing my country's traditional dance of the hairless otter.

� There you go Victor, Rolf's eyes sting with your beauty � ahhh Rolf is good.

� Wilfred? Are you eating Rolf's hose again?

� Rolf is humbled by the stench of destiny!

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This fanlisting was made official by TFL and was created and is run by Kathy. This layout was made by Kathy using an image from The Edd Zone and is best viewed in 1024x768 resolution.