Wuz up folks! Welcome to this week’s issue of La Diva’s Top 5 Fo Sho! or Hell No! list! Aight, this weeks list is a little bit more normal, lol, so enjoy and send ya girl lots of feedback! Now, on to tha list! Also, if ya wanna check out my list from last week since there was no issue of Sizzlin Satin last week, click here.

 

Hell No!

 

5- Emily- Okay, so, last week, I was really feeling this storyline. Ya know, tha triangle thing and all… but, what you did to Nik was not cool, girl. Not cool at all! How dare you interrupt his wedding that you know he doesn’t want, give him hope for all of 3.2 minutes, and then refuse to tell the boy that you love him?! Almost doesn’t count and sorry isn’t good enough. Choose a man, and then pray that he hasn’t gotten tired of waiting for you to decide, cause Gia is movin in too fast and too furious towards one man, and Lydia already has her money grubbin hands in tha other, so look out!

 

4- Lydia- Please girl, I’m beggin you, it’s not healthy to be in Egypt at tha moment, ya know, with denial and all. Nikolas doesn’t wanna marry you, he doesn’t wanna sleep with you, he doesn’t wanna love you, he doesn’t WANT you! So, it’s about time that you accept it. You wanted to be married to him so badly so that you could get your hands on tha money and now that you have what you want, you want more?! Gimme a break lady! Stop shedding those crocodile tears cause nobody wants to see them!

 

3- Faith- If it were any other woman, I would probably have thrown Ric up in this peace instead of you for him being so rough wit you and all, but you deserved that! What made you think that you could threaten to kill his wife and expect him to fall so hard for you that he couldn’t wait to get you into bed?? That was a slight miscalculation on your part, my friend. He don’t want you! Get a clue!

 

2- Alexis- I don’t think that I have ever seen anyone sell out their family so quickly. I mean, I understand that you want your baby back… it’s only natural… but you screwed up and now you feel tha need to screw over everyone else, including the nephew that you claim to love?! That was dirty! Nikolas needed you. I mean, his heart was split in two and you just took tha damn axe and cut the strings! Next time you see Nik and a bear fighting, female help tha freakin bear!

 

1- Lorenzo Alcazar- I’ve got one word for ya dawg… FREAK! What kinda loser listens in to a couple make love, huh?? I mean, I know it has been a while since you’ve gotten any, but that is no excuse! Oh, and my man Sonny had it right! When you took your charts back, you sho as hell didn’t have to touch her! Get your own woman! I’m sorry baby boy, but Carlybabes is not available for consultation! And besides, tha woman don’t won’t you!

 

 

 

Fo Sho!

 

5- Sky- Way to protect that baby! Granted, everyone knew that was not a real baby, and tha crying… girl pleaz! That was like an eight year old cryin or something! But that’s beside tha point… I love how your maternal instincts kick in when it comes to Kristina! It’s really sweet. Oh, and big ups to you for bringin in tha cops! lol, Alexis has just really disappointed me through this whole ordeal. I’m glad that girl has someone who cares about her and will do right by her!

 

4- Gia- You got a perm!! I’m so proud of you girl! Tha hair looks fabulous! Finally, you look like a model turned attorney!

 

3- Lucky- You are such a great brother. True, your statements and accusations, though correct, are becoming exceptionally obnoxious, I love how you are doin your damndest to protect Nikolas, whether he likes it or not. Also, he was right. It was great of you to stay at the wedding in a show of support even though you don’t agree with the marriage.

 

2- Jason- That was so great how you told Courtney how well Sonny was handling this whole thing with Carly. I must admit, when this storyline began, I was worrying that your opinion of Sonny and his abilities to act rationally waws lowering every second of every day, but you fixed that this week. You are such an amazing friend! And those scenes with Michael… so sweet! I hope that the rumors that your baby won’t make it aren’t true, cause you will make such an incredible father!

 

1- Carly- LMAO! Alcazar’s poor guards! They can’t catch a break as long as you’re chillin on tha yacht! That hormone act was hysterical! The way you had him believing that you were really freakin out over some stupid backgammon pieces was brilliant! You are my hero! Lol Keep whippin those men into shape and showin them who is really runnin all this!

 

Aight, that’s it for this week! Until next week, holla!