Wuz up
folks! Welcome to this week’s issue of
La Diva’s Top 5 Fo Sho! or Hell No! list!
This time, the layout is a little different… ya girl was in a very
strange and creative mood… so bare wit me.
Now, on to tha list!
Hell No!!
Miss
Elizabeth Webber: “Oh, a thug with a god complex.”
You have
what I call ‘tha rock’ syndrome. Here
are the symptoms: Misplaced devotion to
lying jackasses, neurotic squealing at the good guys, hollier-than-thou
attitudes towards people who are obviously superior to you, and a lack of
gratitude towards people who have always been good to you. If you or someone observing you answers
‘yes’ to these questions, then you are dumber than tha rock that you obviously
crawled from under with much help from people with the same disease such as
female butler impersonators.
In:
Georgie Jones
5 Min:
Maxie Jones
Out: Lucky
Spencer
Miss
Alexis Davis: I’m sorry counselor, but the static electricity look only works
for people just getting out of their off tha chizain convertibles, or Albert
Einstein… you are neither. So, the next
time you go whine to your bat-like brother about how you want your baby back,
try brushing your hair. It might get
you better results. Also, get rid of
the glasses… they are no body’s style!
In: Carly
Corinthos
5 Min: Courtney
Matthews
Out:
Emily Quartermaine
Carly
gets kidnapped by freakin Alcazar after she gets released from Ric: Aight, I’ve tried to give this storyline a
chance… really… I have. But, it just
keeps getting more and more ridiculous!
True, we have gotten some amazing performances from every single
actor/actress involved, but give me a break!
As many times as Carly has ‘escaped’ ie. the fireplace poker, the phone
call to Sonny, the electrocution and trip to the doctor, the second phone call
to Sonny, the gun pulled on Alcazar, and the Alcazar-guard knock out… Carly
should be at home taking care of her little boy! But, instead, she is still waiting in a random room on a random
yacht waiting for Sonny to make a random deal to get her out of there…
personally, I say, we stop the madness!
Get my girl out of there already!
The spoiler date for her release is too far away for my liking!!
Fo Sho!!
Best Line
Sonny
says “Ah shucks… you survived. Let’s say
we try again, Ric?”: That line made my
day… better yet, it made my week! I’ve
been waiting so long for Sonny to stop letting Ric get away with stuff and beat
tha shiznic out of him, so this lovely display of brotherly affection makes my
toes all tingly! Every time I see Ric
rolling down tha stairs, a big smile grows across my Corinthos lovin face!
In:
Elizabeth Webber Lansing
5 Min:
Elizabeth Webber Lansing
Out:
Elizabeth Webber Lansing
Nik/Emily/Zander
triangle: I know, I know… I can’t
believe I’m sayin a freakin triangle is the best storyline goin on at the
moment, but this girl loves tha angst and tha drama! Ordinarily I can’t stand these females who go back and forth like
a ping-pong-ball but the circumstances are incredible. Nik and Emily are like that forbidden love
with a Romeo and Juliet syndrome and Emily and Zander are like that first
love/real love thing. I can’t even
decide for certain who I want her to be with!
Maybe next week, I’ll have a new opinion.
5 Min:
Elizabeth Webber Lansing
Out:
Carly Corinthos
Best,
make me laugh for days, Scene
Sonny throwing
Ric down the stairs at Martha’s Vineyard… enough said!
Aight,
that’s it for this week! Until next
time… Holla!