GENERAL RFFL INFORMATION
RULES & REGULATIONS RECORDS and ARCHIVE DIRECTORY THE RFFL DIGEST
PHOTO GALLERY 2003 SCHEDULE 2003 DRAFT FUTURE PICKS TRADED
CURRENT ROSTERS, TRADES & TRANSACTIONS HIGHLIFE MEN OF THE WEEK
2003 POST-SEASON INFORMATION
THE ROAD TO RIMMERBOWL IV OFFICIAL SITE OF THE 2004 RFFL PLAYOFFS
2003 ALL RFFL TEAM 2003 PRO-BOWL 2003 MVP VOTING
WHAT WE PLAY FOR
RIMMERBOWL IV
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2003
CHAMPIONS
STR
W1
L1
L3
W1
W2
TEAM
Y-WHISKEY DICKS
STOAGIES
L-SPIKEMEISTERS
L-CLAP
L-SIX PACKERS		 W
10
7
4
3
2		 L
2
5
8
9
10		 GB
-
3
6
7
8		 PTS
1385
1303
1123
1032
936		 DR
7-0
6-1
3-4
1-6
1-7		 STR
W8
W1
L2
L1
L1		 TEAM
Y-OW'S FETISHES
X-BABA LOOS
SHOCKER
ADIBISI'S TITS
HE HATE RETAIL		 W
8
7
7
6
6		 L
4
5
5
6
6		 GB
-
1
1
2
2		 PTS
1447
1306
1227
1205
1268		 DR
6-2
3-5
3-4
4-3
2-5
SEASON SCORING LEADERS
X-clinched playoff spot; Y-clinched division; L-Clinched Lottery
QUARTERBACK TIGHT END
RECENT TRANSACTIONS
PLAYER, TEAM PTS PLAYER, TEAM PTS
11/20: AT drops A.Harris, picks up D.Clarke
11/20: BL places D.Gannon on IR. Picks up Broncos D
11/19: WD drops Seahawks D, picks up J.Delhome
11/17: CLAP picks up John Allen Muhammad
11/17: CLAP picks up M.Ricks
11/17: CLAP picks up B.Engram
11/16: AT trades T.Candidate, 04 4th to SPI for A.Toomer, 04 6th
11/15: SHO drops D.Brees, picks up 49ers D
11/12: STO drops T.Hollings and Cowboys D
11/12: CLP trades T.Brady, M.Shipp to STO for 04 3rd
11/12: HHR trades A.Bolding to BL for 04 3rd
BULGER, SHO
HASSELBACK, CLP
FAVRE		 GONZALEZ, SHO
SHARPE, SIX
HEAP, WD
369
340
314		 101
92
82
RUNNING BACK KICKER
HOLMES, BL
GREEN, HHR
TOMLINSON, CLP		 263
261
216		 WILKINS, WD
VANDERJAGT, SPI
VINATIERRI, STO		 113
110
81
WIDE RECEIVER DEFENSE
HOLT, WD   
MOSS, AT
JOHNSON, OWF		 196
177
136		 BUCCANEERS, OWF
PATRIOTS, HHR
CHIEFS, STO		 159
147
142
CURRENT PAYOUT PER DIVISION WINNER: $76.50 Each
LAST WEEKS SCORES
LAST WEEKS TOP PERFORMERS
OW'S FETISHES
BABA LOOS

STOAGIES
SPIKEMEISTERS

ADIBISI'S TITS
SHOCKER

HE HATE RETAIL
CLAP

WHISKEY DICKS
SIX PACKERS		 127
112

125
91

116
83

141
140

104
63
HIGH SCORERS
QB
RB
RB
RB
WR
WR
TE
K
D
 Hasselback, Matt
McAllister, Deuce
James, Edgerrin
Holmes, Priest
Johnson, Chad
Bouldin, Anquan
Becht, Anthony
Akers, David
Buccaneers		 CLP
STO
HHR
BL
OWF
BL
HHR
SHO
OWF		 67
36
27
27
29
28
7
15
23
DEUCE McALLISTER, RB
STOAGIES
Deuce was on the loose last week, as his 36 points were more than the  Spikemeisters could handle. His effort kept Port Jervis moving towards a fourth consecutive playoff birth.
GAMES OF THE WEEK
With so much on the line, how could we pick just one?
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HE HATE RETAIL
6-6
THE SHOCKER
7-5
SHO leads all-time series 3-0
The Winner is in, the loser needs help. Retail's "Don't Quit" mentality has them in it on the last day of the year, but the Shocker plans on getting healthy and returning to the Rimmerbowl
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ADIBISI'S TTTS
6-6		 BABA LOOS
7-5
AT leads all time series 4-3
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WHISKEY DICKS
10-2
STOAGIES
7-5
WD leads all-time series 4-3
The Dicks have the 1 seed locked up, but are seeking to become the first team ever to sweep their own division. The Stoagies, as well as they've played of late, can still find themselves in the lottery with a loss. It's always a treat when these two collide.
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SPIKEMEISTERS
4-8		 OW'S FETISHES
8-4
THE CLAP
3-9
SIX PACKERS
2-10
SPI leads all-time series 3-2
All-Time series tied 2-2
WEEK 13 PLAYOFF SCENARIOS

SCENARIO ONE
WD beats STO
HHR beats SHO
AT beats BL

First the rundown of who beat who:
STO: W-AT, L-SHO, BL, HHR,pct: .250
BL: W-STO, HHR, SHO, SHO. L-AT, AT, HHR. pct: .571
SHO: W-STO, HHR, AT. L-AT, BL, BL, HHR  pct .428
AT: W-BL, HHR, HHR, BL, SHO. L-STO, SHO  pct .714
HHR: W-STO, BL, SHO. L-AT, AT, SHO, BL  pct .428
-ADIBISI BY VIRTUE OF HIGHEST PCT WILL GET THE THREE SEED
Take AT away:
STO: W-0, L-SHO, BL, HHR,pct: .000
BL: W-STO, HHR, SHO, SHO. L HHR. pct: .800
SHO: W-STO, HHR. L-BL, BL, HHR  pct .400
HHR: W-STO, BL, SHO. L- SHO, BL  pct .600
BABA LOOS BY VIRTUE OF HIGHES PCT WILL GET THE FOUR SEED
Take BL away:
STO: W-0, L-SHO, HHR,pct: .000
SHO: W-STO, HHR. L-HHR  pct .666
HHR: W-STO, SHO. L- SHO  pct .666
GO TO NEXT TIEBREAKER FOR SHO/HHR
-SPLIT HEAD TO HEAD
-RETAIL WILL WIN ON POINTS, GET 5 SEED (they already lead shocker, this scenario assumes they defeat them this week, hence maintaing the lead in points)
-SHOCKER DEFEATS STOAGIES HEAD TO HEAD FOR SIX SEED
So Scenario One plays out:
(1) WD v. Bye
(2) OWF v. Bye
(3) AT v. (6) SHO
(4) BL v. (5) HHR


SCENARIO TWO
STO beats WD
HHR beats SHO
AT beats BL

Stoagies are in by way of 8 wins, they win the 3 seed.
Now, who beat who among those tied:
HHR:  W-BL, SHO.    L-AT, AT, SHO, BL       pct:.333
AT:  W-HHR, HHR, BL, BL SHO.    L-SHO     pct .833
BL: W- HHR, SHO, SHO.   L-AT, AT, HHR     pct .500
SHO: W-HHR, AT.    L-AT, BL, BL, HHR        pct .333
Baba Loos win by way of highest pct, get the 4 seed
Remaining teams:
HHR:  W- SHO.    L-AT, AT, SHO      pct:.250
AT:  W-HHR, HHR, SHO.    L-SHO    pct .750
SHO: W-HHR, AT    L-AT, HHR         pct .500
Adibisi's Tits wins by way of highest pct, get the 5 seed
Remaining teams:
HHR and SHO split the season series.
Retail currently leads Shocker by 41 points. Assuming the loss, Shocker will not outscore Retail
He Hate Retail is in by way of total points, get the six seed.

So Scenario Two plays out:
(1) WD v. Bye
(2) OWF v. Bye
(3) STO v. (6) HHR
(4)BL v. (5) AT


SCENARIO THREE
STO beats WD
SHO beats HHR
AT beats BL
Stoagies and Shocker tie with eight wins.
Shocker wins on head to head, gets the 3 seed.
Stoagies get the 4 seed
Adibisi and Baba Loos tie with 6 wins.
Adibisi sweeps Baba Loos, get the 5 seed.
Baba Loos get the six seed.

So Scenario Three plays out:
(1) WD v. Bye
(2) OWF v. Bye
(3) SHO v. (6) BL
(4) STO v. (5) AT

SCENARIO FOUR
WD beats STO
HHR beats SHO
BL beats AT
Adibisi is OUT with only 6 wins. The four remaining have 7.
Among all tied:
STO: W-0, L-SHO, BL, HHR,pct: .000
BL: W-STO, HHR, SHO, SHO. L HHR. pct: .800
SHO: W-STO, HHR. L-BL, BL, HHR  pct .400
HHR: W-STO, BL, SHO. L- SHO, BL  pct .600
BABA LOOS BY VIRTUE OF HIGHES PCT WILL GET THE THREE SEED
Take BL away:
STO: W-0, L-SHO, HHR,pct: .000
SHO: W-STO, HHR. L-HHR  pct .666
HHR: W-STO, SHO. L- SHO  pct .666
GO TO NEXT TIEBREAKER FOR SHO/HHR
-SPLIT HEAD TO HEAD
-RETAIL WILL WIN ON POINTS, GET 4 SEED
-SHOCKER DEFEATS STOAGIES HEAD TO HEAD FOR FIVE SEED
-STOAGIES WILL GET SIX SEED.
So Scenario Four plays out:
(1) WD v. Bye
(2) OWF v. Bye
(3) BL v. (6) STO
(4) HHR v. (5) SHO

SCENARIO FIVE
WD beats STO
SHO beats HHR
AT beats BL

Shocker, by having 8 wins, will be the 3 Seed.
Adibisi, Stoagies and Baba Loos tie with 7 wins.
Records among them:
AT: W-BL, BL. L-STO   pct .666
STO: W-AT   L-BL        pct.500
BL: W-STO   L-AT, AT   pct.333
Adibisi, with highest pct, wins the 4 seed.
Stoagies and Baba Loos go head to head.
Baba Loos win Head to Head, get 5 seed.
Stoagies get six seed.
So Scenario Five plays out:
(1) WD v. Bye
(2) OWF v. Bye
(3) SHO v. (6) STO
(4) AT v. (5) BL

SCENARIO SIX:
STO beats WD
HHR beats SHO
BL beats AT

Baba Loos and Stoagies tie with 8 wins.
Baba Loos, with head to head, get the 3 seed.
Stoagies get the 4 seed.
He Hate Retail and Shocker tie with 7 wins. Teams split Head to Head
Retail, on total points, gets the 5 seed
Shocker gets the 6 seed.
So Scenario Six plays out:
(1) WD v. Bye
(2) OWF v. Bye
(3) BL v. (6) HHR
(4) STO v. (5) SHO

SCENARIO SEVEN
WD beats STO
SHO beats HHR
BL beats AT

Shocker and Baba Loos tie with 8 wins.
Baba Loos, with sweep, win the 3 seed.
Shocker gets the 4 seed.
Stoagies, as the only team with 7 wins, gets the 5 seed.
Adibisi and He Hate Retail tie with 6 wins.
Adibisi, sweeps Retail, gets the 6 seed.
So Scenario Seven plays out:
(1) WD v. Bye
(2) OWF v. Bye
(3) BL v. (6) AT
(4) SHO v. (5) STO

SCENARIO EIGHT
STO beat WD
SHO beats HHR
BL beats AT

Stoagies, Baba Loos, Shocker all end up with 8 wins.
Baba Loos by way of winning pct (1.000 against STO, SHO) get 3 seed.
Shocker, by head to head, get 4 seed.
Stoagies get the 5 seed.
Adibisi and Retail tie with 6 wins.
Adibisi, sweeps Retail, gets the 6 seed.
So Scenario Seven plays out:
(1) WD v. Bye
(2) OWF v. Bye
(3) BL v. (6) AT
(4) SHO v. (5) STO
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