| 2 0 0 3 ALL -RFFL TEAMS |
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| QUARTERBACK MARC BULGER SHOCKER |
| RUNNING BACK PRIEST HOLMES BABA LOOS |
| RUNNING BACK AHMAN GREEN HE HATE RETAIL |
| WIDE RECEIVER TORRY HOLT WHISKEY DICKS |
| WIDE RECEIVER RANDY MOSS ADIBISI'S TITS |
| TIGHT END TONY GONZALEZ SHOCKER |
| KICKER JEFF WILKINS WHISKEY DICKS |
| DEFENSE CHIEFS STOAGIES |
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| Quarterback Daunte Culpepper OW's Fetishes |
| Running Back Ladanian Tomlinson The Clap |
| Running Back Deuce McAllister Stoagies |
| Wide Reciever Chad Johnson OW's Fetishes |
| Wide Reciever Hines Ward Whiskey Dicks |
| Tight End Shannon Sharpe Six Packers |
| Kicker Mike Vanderjagt Spikemeisters |
| Defense Patriots He Hate Retail |
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| QB: Peyton Manning, Baba Loos RB: Jamal Lewis, OW's Fetishes WR: Marvin Harrison, Shocker K: Adam Vinatierri, Stoagies D: Bucaneers, OW's Fetishes |
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