| More Jokes |
| Thanks to Andy Daltry from Prestatyn for this offering |
| Two horses were talking in the stables after a long days racing and one horse turned to the other and said, "I've been racing really bad for a while now, and I think my owner is going to have me put down if I dont start winning soon" The two horses carried on talking about this for a while, when the stables dog, who had been listening to their discussion piped in and said, "I know what your problem is. You sprint too fast at the start of the race and then dont have any energy left at the end, so what you need to do is pace yourself at the beggining so that you have the energy to sprint the the finish line." Then the horse turned to his companion and said, "well I'll be damned, a talking dog!" |
| It's 2 o'clock in the morning, and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?..... How the hell do I know? What am I, the weather man?" and promptly hung up the phone. His wife rolled over and asks, "who was that?" The husband replies, "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear." |
| The school years begins, and a Psycology teacher has a new intake into her class. After getting to know her students for about 30 minutes she asks them all a question. "Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up." After a few seconds only one boy had stood up, little Johnny. "Do you think your stupid Johnny?" "No," he replies, "but you just looked lonely standing there all by yourself." |
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