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GODDERS'S
ECCLESHILL WEEKLY
NEWS
UPDATED 5/12/00 |
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IF ANYBODY AT ALL HAS ANY NEWS OR VIEWS THEN MSG US !! |
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TOP STORIES !!
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RUMORS WERE CIRCULATING PLUMPTON THIS WEEK THAT BEN HOLDEN,ECCLESHILLS NUMBER 1 MAY BE PACKING HIS BAGS AND SAYING GOODBYE READ UNDERNEATH FOR OUR FULL STORY! MORE HERE! |
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THIS WEEK SOME NEWS HAS LEAKED ECCLESHILL STAFF AND WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE ON THE MATTER.
BEN HOLDEN ECCLESHILLS ILLUSTRIOUS ALL ROUND KEEPER EX HALIFAX TRAINEE COULD BE LEAVING PLUMPTON AT THE END OF THE SEASON PLAYERS REPORTS SUGGEST.THE GOALKEEPER HAS BEEN SEEN ALONG WITH OTHER UN-NAMED PLAYERS TRAINING FOR MANY DIFFERENT CLUBS WHO ARE AFTER THIS PLAYERS SIGNATURE,IN POLE POSITION IS PARK AVE WHO HAVE WANTED THIS PLAYER FOR A NUMBER OF MONTHS.ONE ECCLESHIL UNITED FIRST TEAM PLAYER TOLD US "A FEW OF THE PLAYERS HAVE BEEN TRYING IT OUT DOWN AT PARK AVENUE IF THEY ALL GO WE WILL HAVE A LOT OF REBUILDING WORK TO DO"
THE DEMISE OF THE PITCH COULD BE AN ADDED REASON TO THIS SO CALLED TRIALING THAT ALONG WITH NO TROPHIES BAD RESULTS AND A LACK OF GOOD FOOTBALL MAY JUST BE THE LAST STRAW FOR THIS KEEPER.!! MORE NEWS AS WE GET IT........................ |
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WELL DONE DANNY B !! |
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DANNY BARKER ECCLESHILLS MOST FRIGHTENING DEFENDER WAS TODAY COMMENDED BY HIS MANAGER PHIL RATCLIFFE FOR HIS WEIGHTLOSS/MUSCLEBUILDING PROCEDURE THAT THIS PLAYER HAS HAD TO PUT UP FOR FOR WEEKS ON END.ONE SUPPORTER COMMENTED"IT HAS IMPROVED THIS PLAYERS ALL ROUND GAME,HES AS FIERCE AS A LION" |
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IS HE WITH HIS BRO ? |
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BEN HARDY HAS NOT BEEN SEEN AROUND ECCLESHILL OR BRADFORD FOR THAT MATTER SUPPORTERS AND MANAGEMENT AT ECCLESHILL ARE QUITE DISTROUGHT AT THE LATEST NEWS AND BELIEVE ADAM HARDY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIS BROTHERS DISSAPEARENCE.
JIM JEFFERIES BRADFORD CITY'S MANAGER TOLD US "ADAM HAS BEEN HANGING AROUND WITH BENITO AND STAN FOR QUITE A LOT OF HIS DAYS UNDER ME THEY ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT OLLD TIMES AND HOW IF YOU ARE NOT GETTING NOTICED,WANT TO RULE THE CLUB,DONT WANT TO PASS THEN TO RUN AWAY AND NOT TELL THE CLUB"
WE HERE AT GODDERS NEWS THINK THAT THIS MAY JUST BE THE CASE FOR YOUNG BEN HARDY WHO HAS ALL THE 'GREEDY' SYMPTOMS JIM JEFFERIES DISSCUSSED. |
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JUST FOR MEN !! |
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OUR STICKER LANE CORRESPONDENTS HAVE TOLD US THAT THE DAYLOVE FAMILY MAY BE HAVING MONEY SHORTAGES NOW YOUNG DANIEL IS BOXING.CHUCK THE LEADER OF THE FAMILY HAS BEEN SEEN DOING EXTRA WINDOWS AT EACH OPPERTUNITY HE GETS AND SCIENTISTS CAN SAFELY ASSURE US THAT HIS HAIR IS NOW 66.3% GREYER THAN 3 WEEKS AGO WHEN HE HAD JUST BOUGHT AND USED A BOTTLE OF JUST FOR MEN BLACK COLOUR REPLENISH. ACCOUNTANTS SUGGEST THAT THERE ARE TWO REASONS FOR THIS 1)THE FAMILY IS UNABLE TO GET FINANCIAL BACKING FOR THIS PRODUCT OR B)CHUCK COULD NOT HANDLE THE JOKES HE GOT AGAINST HIM FROM A CERTAIN PERSON IN THE SIDE.WE WILL LEAVE THAT ONE UP TO YOU? |
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MORE
Holden... |
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FUNNY RUMORS AND NEWS |
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