| NEWS FROM TRAINING |
| There was a major surprise at training today when Ben Hardy arrived.He trained well allthough still moaned and overall was accepted back into the club by a side who havent played now for around 7 weeks. Also at training there was rumors spreading of a breathing virus brought back from the far east,suspicions from players are towards Ben Holden but so far only his sexuall partner Cameron Nelson has come out of the closet to tell people about it.The disease is said to eat away at the lungs and cause breathing difficulties. CRAIG RATCLIFFE the managers son got a bit of social battering today at training by a few of his team mates.The players moral was looking down at the end and all eyes will be on Phil who actually turned out today, to see what action will be taken.Comments such as "ding dong bell head" and overall harrassment may have made the player feel a little uneasy. Chuck Dearlove featured earlier in my report was also seen today at plumpton knocking back pints whilst the players were out training.Chuck better be careful as it has been said by an unidentified source that the local constabulary are hot on his heals.This is due to an incident at a local clothing shop on sticker lane when the man was seen ripping a jumper and then trying to hide it.This happened at a local Clothing World store and the family was seen running from store security.A police spokesman said "We could tell it was chuck we looked at video evidence and the mans hair looked streaky and was coloured differently all over the officers and I knew straight away it was him so he better hope we dont catch up with him. |
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