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Al Grifith is Superman

Quit Your Job, 2001

Keeping buisiness's safe in our democracy
Dropping bombs from Dow never sounded good to me
The death of a family with no money
The news is owned so it's corporate TV
You see What they want you to see
Missiles fly Just defending our democracy
I never said I wanted this war
It's just money for corporations Like they needed any more
Your time Is their money
And when you die It won't be funny
And it won't be seen on TV
Because we need Values in this family
Keeping buisiness's safe in our democracy
Dropping bombs from Dow never sounded good to me
The death of a family with no money
The news is owned so it's corporate TV
Everyday I wake up and see
People paying off corporate greed Providing for their families
I can't do it anymore I gotta stop right now
The government Democracy We gotta shut it down
And when the buisiness's fall Disregard their lies
Because we're all pawns In the periferals of corporate eyes
And when we all walk off
There will be no unemployment lines
And then this country will forever be yours and mine
Quit Your Job Right Now!

Frank Beat up My Dog

The Shopping Song, 2002

Hello ladies. (Oh my god…blah, blah, blah…)
Yo, at Walmart they got Velcro Shoes.
Velcro shoes! Holy fuckin' shit!
Varsity jacket goin' steady for the first time
When I see his face I know I'm in love
I look in the mirror and I know he's mine
Since I'm so perfect
Where do all the preppy little girls go
To the mall with daddy's credit card yo
Gotta pick up shoes and dress for the prom
Gotta get laid by twelve I hear it's the bomb
I'm gonna get laid on the first date
Take a shower in beer
Everybody's still here
But my dates queer
So you know I gotta masterbate
(improv solo)
Shopping's fun at the mall
Man we're gonna have a ball
All the stores a big surprise
So much color hurts my eyes
So many people
A wallet in a pocket
Let's play gothic
And go to Hot Topic
Shopping at the mall is fuckin' fun