Terry the Evil Penguin, Part 2 Terry never meant to be an evil penguin...actually this time he definitely meant to be evil. He was driven insane though, he just coudlnt' deal with idiot celebrities with no discernable talent except being famous, specifically Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, and Kevin Federline. First he decided to go after Paris Hilton, knowing her love of animals it was easy to get to her. Being an idiot she quickly adopted Terry, shortly after this he stripped her, tied her up and covered her in babecue sauce. While she babbled about it being hot, Terry took Paris' T-Mobile Sidekick and shoved it down her throat, finally shutting her up. Then terry let in her malnurished dog Tinkerbell, Tinkerbell being hungry because Paris hadn't fed her in weeks quickly started devouring Paris, about six hours later all that was left was bone and ugly blonde hair.
Next Terry decided to go after Ashlee Simpson, he ran an ad in Variety offering her free vocal lessons. When she showed up (partially because she's an idiot and partially because celebrities can't turn down free crap) he had her sit in front of a microphone and close her eyes to meditate. While her eyes are closed Terry sneaks up behind her and wraps the microphone cord around her throat and shoves a bottle of Prilosec into her mouth, Terry winds the cord tighter around her neck and chokes her to death. At least now her "acid reflux" won't have her lip synching the wrong song on Saturday Night Live.
Lastly Terry went after Mr. Britney Spears, sorry, Kevin Federline, a backup dancer who's only famous for knocking up Britney. Kevin is a huge idiot so Terry just sent him a flyer that said free booze and listed an adress. Of course K-Fed showed up and went right for the booze sitting on an X in the middle of the room. When K-Fed reached the X Terry hit a button that dropped ten thousand pounds of potatoes and ten couches on K-Fed, crushing him to death. Bad Terry, killing three celebritards, it's a good start but you could do better.