Terry never meant to be an evil penguin, well maybe a little evil on weekends, but certianly not as evil as he ended up. It all began on a fateful Wednesday morning at Starbucks. He had never been to a Starbucks before (only Dunkin' Donuts) so he didn't know Starbucks doesn't sell anything as pedestrian as coffee.
So Terry waddled into Starbucks and ordered a coffee, not expresso, not a venti double mocha chai latte, not a frappaccino but COFFEE. The coffee snob, sorry barista, looked at Terry like he had four heads and asked what kind. Terry, being a rather patient penguin said he wanted a plain coffee. The coffee nazi, again sorry barista, getting a little upset at the moronity of this penguin who obviously didn't know a thing about coffee informed Terry that Starbucks doesn't sell coffee.
This made Terry upset but still he left quietly and calmly, only later did he get his revenge by bombing every Starbucks into the ground.(It was night and they were all empty.)Bad Terry. They should have known though, you don't piss off a penguin before he's had his morning coffee.
Part 2
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