Baby, Rajulio and Melakalikimaka Good-bye (Hawaiian tribal percussionists-- did a mean cover of To Love Somebody, too!)

Bongo, Rocky (in leg-warmers) and Majisto Geraldo (the case was thrown out of court after the judge saw the movie "Staying Alive" and got the joke)

Betrouski, Ranakshaw and Mokalati Glockenspiel (dropped the charges when they realised they could sue the musical instrument with their name instead)

Bruno, Runyard and Makaveli Gumby (inter-racial rappers from New York; an Italian, a Lithuanian and an African-American; case was dropped when someone finally figured out that they weren't really brothers.)

Beerkinschwinn, Ruchuchichu and Malabala Gandhi (became too busy with the law suit filed by the guy in India's family over the mis-use of his name to continue their own suit against the Gibbs)

Blap, Ring and Morris (pronounced mo-REESE) Gluppy-na-na (stormed out of courtroom and dropped the case after the judge kept mis-pronouncing Morris's name, confusing him with Maurice, and laughing at their last name)

Bing, Ru-Paul and Mookenschlak Goose-is-Loose (although this case was actually legit, it never made it to court, the lawyers all thought it was a joke)

Billy, Rudolph, and Morkfromork Goat (they'd almost won a settlement when Billy ate the jury's decision records, Rudolph blinded the bailiff with his nose, and Morkfromork accidentally dematerialized the judge's clothes with his drinking finger)

Blapablooey, Rr'rrrrr`rr [rolled R, start low, go high, back low] and Munkenzaffrey Granolaniki (actually won a small out of court settlement with Maurice out of utter sympathy for poor Rr'rrrrr`rr's name, but he couldn't cash the check because Maurice left off an R)

and finally Bahufrafedu, Roginkenspink and Maztiddleywink Gluefloppingflip, who finally decided they could make a better and more easily recognized living just calling themselves Hanson.

--mostly by earth immigrant, with bits of help from Kellie Nystrom and Tammy Walsh

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