1. What's more colorful than a Monarch Butterfly?
2. A woman walks into a doctor's office and says she's in pain. She touches her
shoulder and says, "I have pain here." She points to her stomache and says, "I have pain here." After that she touches her right knee--"I have pain here too."
The doctor examines her and says, "I think I know the problem." --cont.
3. Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in
an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.
The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out
with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?" "Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the
Chihuahua from the commercials about tacos. HOW DO YOU THINK THIS DOG REPLIED?
4. A woman is driving along the highway, all of a sudden her car stops. Rather upset, she pulls her cell phone from her purse and calls for Road Side Assistance
by the famous company that should really be known as Snails to the Rescue. When a tow truck finally arrived, she said, �Just take me to my mechanic in Tinkville, he said he can service the car now.� Once there,
the mechanic looked the car over. He worked on it for a little while. The woman asked what�s the problem? Cont.
5. What kind of door is a portal to a different land?