PUSH BACK BUTTON WHEN FINISHED READING ANSWER. YOU MAY PRINT JOKES AND ANSWERS.

1. A box of crayons.

2. The doctor looks at the woman and says, "You have a broken finger."

3. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says, "Liver alone. Cheese mine."

4. The mechanic replied, �Just crap in the carburetor.� The woman said, �Okay, well how often do I have to do that?�

5. A bordoor.