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June 2001 - Pants' Big Ass Movie Review
page 3 - Excuse me, I have to go to the Genre. |
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| Science fiction movies that you avoided �cause you think you don�t like science fiction� |
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Alien Nation
Planet of the Apes (the original)
Barbarella
Gattaca
Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
Star Trek: First Contact
X: The Man with X-ray eyes
Starman
Twelve Monkeys
Strange Days
Johnny Mnemonic |
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Movies that you may have dismissed because they�re from the 80�s� |
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Buckaroo Banzai
Big Trouble in Little China
Highlander
Parenthood
Planes Trains and Automobiles
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Revenge of the Nerds
Twins
Turner and Hooch
Throw Momma From the Train
Wall Street
Weird Science
Willow
Witness |
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| Stuff you haven�t rented because it was on TV so you know for a fact there�s no nudity� |
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I, Claudius (there�s nudity)
Roots (no nudity, but lots of
large, sweaty men with their
shirts off. Not that I'm into that
sort of thing. But holy cow.) |
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Films I know are actually bad, but you should still see them� |
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Friday the 13th
Night of the Comet
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Flesh Gordon
Showgirls
They Live |
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| Movies that shouldn�t be so readily dismissed as post Saturday Night Live crapola� |
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Wedding Singer
Wayne�s World
So I Married an Axe Murderer
Tommy Boy |
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Films that you haven�t seen because someone said you have to be stoned and you don�t do that any more, but really you don�t have to be stoned� |
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Pink Floyd - the Wall
Heavy Metal
Koyaanisqatsi |
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| Violent or Scary Movies that you avoided because you don�t like violent or scary movies, but you should see because they are so well done and so superior to those romantic comedies you�ve been watching that it�s really quite ridiculous� |
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Psycho
Misery
Halloween
Raging Bull
True Romance
A Clockwork Orange
Taxi Driver
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Wes Cravens New Nightmare
The Fly
Wolf |
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Westerns and action movies that aren�t overly macho and have some finesse� |
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Pale Rider
Dog Day Afternoon
First Blood
In the Line of Fire
Young Guns
Escape from Alcatraz
Lethal Weapon
Payback
Untouchables
Tombstone |
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Movies that are one movie for the first half, then switch gears and become an entirely different movie for the second half, and the first half is brilliant and second half is at least pretty damn good� |
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Full Metal Jacket
From Dusk Til Dawn
Stripes |
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Heard of it
just checking |
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Top 27
a prime number |
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Boring
no they're not |
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Personality
can't we get along? |
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Genres
don't be a snob |
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