Dynamic Villain's Parallel Universe: The Craptacular Editions

If you've seen both the original Star Wars Trilogy and the Prequels, you may have noticed that they're nothing alike.
To join these six episodes into one consistent saga certain changes had to be made... to the original trilogy of course...

And that's what I've done!!!

Alert yourself to prepare for the arrival of:
'An Updated Hope',
'Attack Of The Snowclones',
and 'The Sixth Episode'!

With all new stuff,

like extra redundancy;

the Jedi speed-course 'How to be a Jedi in 21 easy steps';

the Beam Of Destruction;

the Ray Of Despair;

the Tractor Beam Of Suck;

the Count Down Machine;

the Super Secret Sith Transmission Tracking Trick;

the Dining Room Of Destiny;

the Table Of Contents;

the Carbon Freezing Chamber Of Disco;

the Editing Of Crap;

the Wave Of Worthless Editing;

the Cutscene Of DVD;

the Galactic Machine Of Memory Loss;

the Glowing Orb Of Unlikeliness;

the Flash Of Poor Writing;

the Laser Doors Of Pacing;

the Bottomless Pit Of Return In The Expanded Universe;

the Jedi Matrix Of Leadership;

and the Expanded Universe Hell!!

If this is all too much for you, at least check out The special speed course 'How To Be A Jedi In 21 Easy Steps. That's the best part of the Craptacular Editions!

And now...on to the Episodes!

Versions:

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