Party Manifesto

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Party Policies

Free cups of Tea

A free umberella system between pubs

Drinking half pints should be made illegal

Make everything 24 hour such as banks, bars/pubs and post offices to do away with internet banking in particular

Reduce NHS costs by doing away with anti-depressants

A system should be introduced to filter out really regretful drunken text messages

Encourage suicide in prison to cut costs in general

Introduce legal euthanasia

Serena should be removed from Neighbours, preferably by firing squad

Return to colonising...get Austrialia and Hong Kong back etc

Take a firm stand on immigrants...firing squad again?

Make firing squads legal government aids

Remove income tax or make sure every bugger that lives in this soddin country (i.e. gypsies etc) pays taxes etc [except students]

Ban the concept of Sky TV - TV channels should just exist

"The National Anthem" shall be changed to the club version of "I love horses..." In the case of a more serious event Jerusalem will suffice

It shall be compulsory that all greasy spoons do mix and match brekkies instead of set menus

Sulking shall be illegal, unless you assume you are one of the fashionable people and then you are entitled to be a sulky biatch

Job seekers allowance really should only be for job seekers

Benefit fraud is a hanging offence as of now

The dole should only be an option if you have been refused from McDonalds